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Zaster
September 12, 2005 5:25 PM

The marketing campaign for new Banana-flavored Doublemint scores highly with the college-age male demographic.

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Spankling
September 12, 2005 9:38 PM

BEST... LIMBO PARTY... EVA!

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NastyPope
September 13, 2005 12:29 AM

Young Eddie looked on in awe as a mother regurgitates food to her young.

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finn34
September 13, 2005 2:18 AM

while they weren't exactly what he'd ordered, Jimmy was convinced that his Mail-Order Conjoined Twins were going to be worth every penny.

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HCRoyall
September 13, 2005 2:23 AM

Bob wasn't so sure he wanted a blowjob from those two when he couldn't find anything left of his buddy John...

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kaufman
September 13, 2005 7:59 AM

... But as you know, in the end, Susan Olsen won the job.

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DexX
September 13, 2005 10:04 AM

What you can't see is that one of the girls has a mouth full of banana peel...

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UnknownEric
September 13, 2005 10:45 AM

"Now just hold it like that and I'll karate chop it apart! Man, this is gonna be so cool."

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mandingo
September 13, 2005 12:59 PM

'now the keeping your eyes closed part is important ladies,' he said, gently removing the banana and whipping out his dick

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KajunFirefly
September 14, 2005 2:13 PM

John laughed at his sisters and tried to show them how the banana-shaped cell phone is supposed to be used.

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Zaster
September 15, 2005 3:15 PM

Good guesses, everyone. It's actually a photo of Shank auditioning potential prom dates.

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possums
September 17, 2005 3:34 PM

John then wish he had an oversized, crescent moon-shaped cockhead. Then he realized how hard it would be to urinate. He didn't care.

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not_Scyess
September 23, 2005 10:26 PM

Chiquita steps up its advertising campaign.

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arbi
September 23, 2005 10:48 PM

I read an interesting article about bananas. What we think of as a banana, as in that picture, is a cavendish.
And all cavendishes are clones of each other. So if a fungus hits one of them, they all get it, and yes we have no bananas, until they come up with another variety years later.
www.tierramerica.net/2003/0223/iacentos.shtml
www.afrol.com/News2003/afr001_bananas.htm

That would be a hot photo, but there are some girls in the way.

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25cents
September 24, 2005 5:16 AM

WHOA!thought the young man . it looks like they're sucking a cock!

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