The new Japanese bedroom will make you wake up feeling hungover even if you don't drink

And for our next Exibit, your honor, we would like to show the court that there are indeed people more fucked up than my client Michael Jackson.

Jesus. That's the last time I pay $50 for a room with a Thai hooker sight unseen.

And here we have the acid trip chicken fucker honeymoon suite.

WERCOME TO MY CHICKEN ROOM! YOU DIE NOW, OK?!??!?

God, that's one ugly lightshade over in the corner...

John didn't know what he was getting himself into when he visited the 'Yellow Brothel'. However, it wasn't the room that scared him. Rather, it was Miyami & her sagging testicles.

The three headed goldfish oni is a malevolent Japanese spirit that haunts fish fry restaurants and frat boys.

Sure.. Good help is difficult to find in Tokyo, but Hitoshi decided that it was time to fire the maid.

Stephanie from Lazy Town's mom