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bltsandwich17
September 21, 2005 6:25 PM

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trogo
September 21, 2005 6:29 PM

thats so predictable i think i just lactated myself.

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finn34
September 21, 2005 8:23 PM

sure.

here goes :

your comic = teh suck!!1one

no, not really, but it was, as trogo so well said, a telegraphed punchline.

it was like "doot doot doo doo doot! telegraph office! joke coming!"

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HCRoyall
September 21, 2005 9:50 PM

That joke was as predictable as the outcome of a celebrity trial.

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DexX
September 21, 2005 10:01 PM

Did it really need a new thread?

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squidrabies
September 21, 2005 10:47 PM

Shhh. She likes the attention. Humor her.

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Chuckaduck
September 22, 2005 7:44 AM

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Shhh. She likes the attention. Humor her.

Only if she humors the comics.

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 8:17 AM

That was better than most. Peeps seem to like to pick on you though.

Keep trying.

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bltsandwich17
September 22, 2005 8:39 AM

woot..cant you feel the love?

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25cents
September 22, 2005 8:48 AM

you know why people like picking on her? because she's unfunny and retarded. i'm not saying i'm too far off that mark as far as y'all know, but i sure as hell ain't advertising my current vegetative state.

when someone is less fortunate (read: intelligent) than you, your immediate gut reaction is that of superiority - and most often, those who feel they're superior are gonna poke fun at those less fortunate in order to get a chuckle out of it.

plus it's fucking fun watching somone get upset over the internet.

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 8:53 AM

Yeah I remember when you cried like a little bitch because you weren't invited to Susan's birthday party.

lol

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Chuckaduck
September 22, 2005 9:08 AM

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That was better than most.

...of her others, yes. I'll give her that. That and a sweet pickle for a garnish.

Discuss.

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 9:10 AM

Hmmm.. Sweet Pickle for garnish? I prefer aborted baby spleens, to each their own i guess

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attitudechicka
September 22, 2005 9:32 AM

I dislike this comic because of the obvious -- it's not funny. Oh yay, the granny's deaf. Make her misunderstand what the doctor said in a funny way. "You have cancer and diabetes" could be "You have crabs and you smell like goat cheese".

I dislike blt because she came on this site acting like she was miss shit and everyone should bow down to her. That's the complete opposite of how you should act when you want to join and enjoy a website. Be courteous to the regulars and they'll be nice to you. See how this works? Wait, no, that's right you don't. I tried to explain it to you once and you decided to keep acting like everyone owed you something.

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25cents
September 22, 2005 9:41 AM

actually the joke is that she forgot that she had cancer coz she has alzheimers.

and knock it off with the attitude, BEOTCH!!!

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FinnNYC
September 22, 2005 10:12 AM

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I dislike this comic because of the obvious -- it's not funny. Oh yay, the granny's deaf. Make her misunderstand what the doctor said in a funny way. "You have cancer and diabetes" could be "You have crabs and you smell like goat cheese".

That misinterpretation of the joke was much funnier than the joke.

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25cents
September 22, 2005 10:13 AM

i concur.

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FinnNYC
September 22, 2005 10:16 AM

And yes, blt is as annoying as a stone in your shoe not just because her posts are retarded, it's because she's flooded these forums with that retardation. 263 posts in less than a month for a new comer is just wrong.

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attitudechicka
September 22, 2005 10:18 AM

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And yes, blt is as annoying as a stone in your shoe not just because her posts are retarded, it's because she's flooded these forums with that retardation. 263 posts in less than a month for a new comer is just wrong.

I agree. Grab a torch and follow me.

OH GOD THE POEMS ARE KILLING ME.

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finn34
September 22, 2005 10:26 AM

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and knock it off with the attitude, BEOTCH!!!

her NAME is "attitudechicka"

what were you expecting, milk and cookies?

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25cents
September 22, 2005 10:31 AM

...um, i know what her SN is. thus the comment.

is this thing on?

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 10:34 AM

*brings you a new mike

...and microphone

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25cents
September 22, 2005 10:36 AM

no, thanks, i can fix the microphone. but leave the mike. my old one is kind of ratty.

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finn34
September 22, 2005 11:20 AM

don't let poor mike hear you say that.

he'll be heartbroken, and then what will he tell Sheila?

that he got replaced? she'll leave his ass, move back to Arizona and take the kids with her.

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25cents
September 22, 2005 11:23 AM

hey, great, i'm gonna get a new Sheila, too!!! this week kicks ass!

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 12:17 PM

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Chuckaduck
September 22, 2005 12:33 PM

I've been here for eight months.

I should have known better than to click that.

On a sidenote I had no idea someone was filming me and mandingo at epcot.

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flipynif1
September 22, 2005 12:37 PM

AHAHAHAH!

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HCRoyall
September 22, 2005 10:08 PM

Have you noticed that blt hasn't responeded at all to this? I think she's finally made it to the "silent treatment" stage.

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25cents
September 22, 2005 11:12 PM

or the "indignant cunt who refuses to acknowledge that she's retarded and unfunny" stage.

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bltsandwich17
September 23, 2005 10:07 PM

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squidrabies
September 23, 2005 10:26 PM

quote:
joke
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
It's weird how it fits all the criteria, and yet... isn't one.
Honestly, if you're making these things as "inside jokes, for friends to enjoy," just stop posting them in the forums. What do you hope to gain?
Normally, I'd be all, "Well, you almost got it, keep trying," but at this point I feel like you're just begging me to make fun of you.
It would be one thing if you could take criticism and be nice and could manage to appear witty at times. But you can't, you aren't and you can't.

In closing... I have stayed away from the "Mercilessly trash BLT because she's an unfunny cunt" club the majority of the time. I've taken the high road. This might have seemed like a mean-spirited attack, but the point of this is:

Make comics for yourself for a while. Do not post them here. Do not post anything here. Let everyone forget you and everything you've said. Later, once you feel like you might be a little closer to being funny or interesting, post a few new comics here.

I'm doing this for your own good. It hurts me more than it hurts you.
That last thing was a lie.

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bltsandwich17
September 24, 2005 1:19 PM

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25cents
September 24, 2005 1:37 PM

holy crap, a semi-decent comic! you're almost speaking english!

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biped
September 24, 2005 1:42 PM

I thought the cancer and alzheimer's one was funny.

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bltsandwich17
September 24, 2005 3:10 PM

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holy crap, a semi-decent comic! you're almost speaking english!

English? what is english? ;)

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wirthling
September 24, 2005 3:25 PM

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/comics/bltsandwich17/312410/

That one is so good I find it hard to believe blt thought of it.

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bltsandwich17
September 24, 2005 4:17 PM

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quote:
/comics/bltsandwich17/312410/

That one is so good I find it hard to believe blt thought of it.

well, sonny believe it.That comic is mine.fair and square.

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bltsandwich17
September 24, 2005 6:34 PM

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bltsandwich17
September 25, 2005 7:31 AM

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DexX
September 25, 2005 8:56 AM

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well, sonny believe it.That comic is mine.fair and square.
Incredible that you thought of it, and then sent it back in time over a decade! I mean, I heard that joke in about 1993, so obviously that must be the explanation.

Fuck sake, girl, just say, "Not an original joke, but I thought it would make a good strip."

Lying about it just makes you look fucking dumb.

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bltsandwich17
September 25, 2005 2:07 PM

really?...hmmm...never heard a joke like that.

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25cents
September 25, 2005 2:47 PM

ssshhhhh....no talky.

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DragonXero
September 25, 2005 4:13 PM

Hrm, I liked the first one, the rest just seem too non-sequitor or stolen for me to really laugh at.

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PhreakyChinchilla
September 25, 2005 4:24 PM

Ugh.

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DragonXero
September 25, 2005 4:51 PM

C'mon, we gotta give people credit where it's due. Even if it's just a teeny bit.

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FinnNYC
September 25, 2005 4:57 PM

Blt has never used google. Check the second joke in this list. Blt is only one of a jillion strippers here to fail to give credit but she is the most eager to be abused so, bld, you're a fucking retard with zero humor.

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DragonXero
September 25, 2005 5:04 PM

Okay, I'm not going to continue to try to be nice when everyone isn't going to help out at least a little.

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bltsandwich17
September 25, 2005 8:05 PM

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Blt has never used google. Check the second joke in this list. Blt is only one of a jillion strippers here to fail to give credit but she is the most eager to be abused so, bld, you're a fucking retard with zero humor.


that joke is different from mine...it says "did she give oral sex" i said "was she hot?"....also, im not eager for abuse.it just doesnt bother me at all....and thirdly if you are going to insult someone, spell their name right,dumbas..now you are the fuckign retard.

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niteowl
September 25, 2005 8:19 PM

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/comics/bltsandwich17/312529/
I first heard this joke from my (then) 10 year old son last year. Being the smartass pop culture guru I've raised him to be, he replaced the dumb blonde in the joke with Jessica Simpson.

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