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A NASA spacecraft once all but given up for dead has provided the best close-up view of the nucleus of a comet. Deep Space 1 has revealed that comet Borrelly has a bowling pin-shaped nucleus with an unusual jet of gas and dust emanating from one region of it.

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Wirthling has a jet of gas emanating from one region of him? Well, I didn't want to mention it...

As a senior project in college, we designed a spacecraft. I was in charge of propulsion and decided to model our spacecraft's main thruster after Deep Space 1's ion engine. I learned that engine inside and out. Its schematics, thrust range, ISP values, everything. I know more about it than any of you ever will.

That said, I can definitely verify that's wirthling's dad it found.

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As a senior project in college, we designed a spacecraft. I was in charge of propulsion and decided to model our spacecraft's main thruster after Deep Space 1's ion engine. I learned that engine inside and out. Its schematics, thrust range, ISP values, everything. I know more about it than any of you ever will.

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No wonder wirthling's mom was never getting any.

Ya, because your mom accepts food stamps, sea monkeys, or hairy rolos you find in the couch.

LIE! LIE!

They were gummi bears, not Rolos, fucker.