Too many showers with daddy?

richard simmon's color by numbers

Now it was clear why Susie did the 'pee pee' dance even when she didn't have to go.

The teacher was shocked enough, until he saw she had written "teacher" underneath with an arrow pointing to the cock.

and suddenly everything Freud said is validated

Bil Keane is on vacation, so today Dolly is filling in for him.

O.K. class, now I want you to draw what daddy gave you for your birthday.

Her name is Emily. Or just Mily.

Mum: "MILY! What are you doing?!"

Mily: "I know! *sob* I thought this texta was pink..now it's ruined!"

Susie's parents were doubly shocked, both by their daughter's apparent exposure to male nudity, but more so by her obvious colour-blindness.

This little girl puts the 'i' back in 'pens'.

"No dear, um...it isn't child porn. This? its just a picture of a little girl I found on the internet? what she is drawing? no, I guess I can't explain why I saved it in a folder called 'spank2000' with some pornography. I um...guess she is drawing like a rocket? Um, why are you calling the cops? listen...I will get off the internet"

--The last thing Bill said before his wife left him.

not to be outdone, Eric has HIS daughter create an even BIGGER penis and have it photographed for suspect purposes on the internets.

Yeah, beat that cock!

That girl has the hands of a 30 year old.

The teacher was even more shocked when she started squishing it.

"Take Your Daughter To Work" day was always a trip at Cockspankerz.