Here's some games I'm thinking we should play:
"Pin the Cock on the Tobor" in which...um...you get the idea. Everyone wins, because everyone gets to hold Tobor's wee-wee.
"BLT's Limbo" In which 30 pages of BLT's horrible poetry is taped together and held up by two people, in which we have to go under it without touching the horrible poetry. No winners because poetry by BLT always kills kittens.
"Boinky's Hide and Go Seek" in which we pretend a large open space is the SC forums and pick teams. One team is "SC Regulars" who are the seekers, while the "Boinkys" are the hiders. The Boinky's hide, quickly show ourselves to the regulars, and run away, not to be seen for a long time. Last to get found gets complimentry use of Boinky's username on SC.
"Brad Idol" in which we sing songs from Brad's band, and get judged by Brad. Top Three get a prize, while bottom three get cornholed.
"Squidrabies' Tri-God-Alon" In which random trivia about God is asked by Squidrabies to competitors, whether it is true or not. Winner gets a Bible.
"Kaufman's Pussy-O-Thon" All competitors are given stray cats. Kaufman will tell us what the theme is (anything like, halloween, whore, fairy) and we must dress up the cat accordingly in 2 minutes. Kaufman will judge who won. Winner will get to keep the cat.
"Rabid's Weasle Pounder" Like that mole game at the arcade (where their heads pop up) but with real weasles and real sledge hammers. Person who gets most weasle's gets a point.
"Biped's Dark House" Enter the dark house and you'll feel two hands caress your body. The end. Everyone wins.
"Dcom's Guess the Flesh" Random flesh samples are picked from celebrities who have passed on, and we must guess who it is by using our five senses. Person who gets the most right gets a piece of flesh.
"Kajun's Fire Fly" Try to slay Kajun's pet Fire Fly, who spews fire. First to die loses.
"DexX's Dirty Dentistry" Try and sit through an hour of DexX cleaning your teeth with nothing but a Brillo pad and a letter opener. First to pass out loses.
"Spankling's Spanking" Guess what Spankling is using to spank you and win a point.
"Attitude Chicka's Travis-O-Thon" The first find Travis (Who chicka has hid somewhere in the continental US) gets a pat on the back.
"DragonXero's Xerox Challenge" Try to make 100 photocopies of each page of Dragon's name written over and over in different font without using the 100 button. You must manually make 100 copies of each page. (There are 100 pages.)First to finish wins the 10,000 pages he or she photocopied.
"Crabby's Night Itches" Try and see how long you last after Crabby releases crabs into everyone's pants. Last to itch gets to go to the doctor.
"Flipynif's SUPER SECRET COMPETITION" Unknown.
"Jes_Lawson's Intellect Test" Sit down for hours and take a test made up by Jes that consist of facts no human should know. Person who gets about a 21 gets Basken Robins.
Now, obviously, some mebers were left out, but after an hour of sitting here and writing this, I decided you all can finish off the list. So, PARTY GAMES list is NOT done, so please, add on whatever you feel is necessararryrary.
