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"That's some mighty big Pez."

"Great practical joke, Al," Steve said, urine pooling at his feet.

The head is opened with a complicated mechanism, triggered by stomping on its tail.

Dr. Evil's henchmen still havent perfect the shark with the frickin lasers on their heads.

There is no ruse that Aquaman's enemies won't stoop to.

The commander bellowed from inside his Sharkmarine "FIRE THE MAN-PEDO!"

"Lemme just pop the hood here and see what the damn problem is..."

"What if we built a large wooden goldfish?"

God's first attempt at the Great White.

The results are in!

Crocodile vs. Snake - Draw
Shark vs. Man - Man
Dolphin vs. Propeller - Propeller

Next week, Man vs. Propeller! Place your bets folks, place your bets!

But in all honesty, I think it's insane that these animals are being blown apart.

Insane, but hilarious.

Going trick-or-treat at a coral reef is a hit-and-miss venture.

Rick laughed, but deep down, he wished they had got him a cake with a hooker in it like regular bachelor parties.

I found nemo.