"Marco!" "Polo!" "Marc- CAT OUT OF WATER!"

(Speak this part in a sadistic german accent):

"Siegfried, the water is not hot enough. Boil them at 101 degrees celsius, and we shall have revenge soup...but we shall serve the dish, COLD!"

--Roy

"Excellent. Now open the door a crack and balance the tub on top of it so that when the boss walks in..."

And on Bizarro world, sharks lived in the desert in Africa.

"Come on into the back yard. You just HAVE to see my collection of award winning goldfish..."

"Hey! Who peed?"

Fear Factors 12th Season, sweeps week.

"Can anyone get me some friggin sharks with lazer beams on their heads? whats with the tigers? I said Sharks, you idiots!"