"Who are we kidding? This is the worst officers' club ever."

What Republican kids get for Christmas

"Is it true we're being shipped out in the morning?"

Models of rejected bad guys from Hogan's Heroes. Up for bid on eBay; current bid $0.

"Thanks, Dad, but I actually wanted Yahtzee for Christmas."

Ann Coulter's toy chest.

The tables have turned! Release the nerve gas.

"No one expects the Jewish Holocaust!"

"Dude, not as funny as the spanish inquisition"

(somehow two guys talking about this pic, might make a decent stripcreator)

"Are we livin' in a box? Are we livin' in a cardboard box?"

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"Are we livin' in a box? Are we livin' in a cardboard box?"

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Jenny had a different man every night, but in the end they were all the same. So much for "action figures", she thought... only the GI Joe with Kung-Fu Grip even began to ring her chimes.

with the invention of the time machine, the invention of the miniaturizing ray, and the election of the first predominantly-jewish Congress all happening within 8 months of each other, few were worried when the world tampon shortage hit

--All I got for christmas was a bunch of sour krauts.

--Justin Timberlake's new hit. 'Buncha dicks in a box!'

--Grandma Zimmerman "Oy Vey! I ordered white flour.."

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