Halloween is coming up, so in honor of that we'll try something other than the "Scare me" photoshop contest.

So I give you starting points. Take something from any two of these (or more) and make me laugh.

I'll judge within a week or after three contestants, whichever flips my skirt most. Any entries with a halloween bent will be disqualified!!!!... unless they make me laugh.

You're my hero.

so unfuking funie

Basic, please take your sock puppet and fuck off.

By the way, is she fisting that chicken or is that just my wishful thinking?

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Um... Take it biped.

I was going to do one... downloaded the originals and everything, but I just ran out of time.

I think I was overambitious.

You shoulda been underambitious like me!

START THE NEW ONE BIPED!

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!