Here's how it works: I'll post a threat to your physical well-being, and you give me an assessment. Tell me how my threat makes you feel (on a scale of "shaken" to "terrified"). Describe any physical reactions, such as sweaty palms or heart palpitations.

Ready? Here we go...

"I'll punch you in half. With my fist!"

Zero, because you're just making it up.

Yay! What do I win?

I dodge your punch, then shove a gun up your butthole and pull the trigger until it goes *click*

Hmm... Apparently my intimidation skills need some work.

We should totally make a thread called REAL ULTIMATE POWER SUPER FIGHTING CRAZY ARENA just chock-full of

*Kicks with totally awesome double back flip*.

Hmm...guess I should do it.

KAMEHAMA!!!!

MY POWER LEVEL IS 5628 WHICH IS AT LEAST 419 HIGHER THAN YOURS AND 207 HIGHER THAN THAT OTHER GUY.

ALSO: PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.

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Here's how it works: I'll post a threat to your physical well-being, and you give me an assessment. Tell me how my threat makes you feel (on a scale of "shaken" to "terrified"). Describe any physical reactions, such as sweaty palms or heart palpitations.

Ready? Here we go...

"I'll punch you in half. With my fist!"

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KAMEHAMA!!!!

MY POWER LEVEL IS 5628 WHICH IS AT LEAST 419 HIGHER THAN YOURS AND 207 HIGHER THAN THAT OTHER GUY.

ALSO: PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE.

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