WEL-CAM TO MAH ARENA!

DIS IS WHERE YOU TOTALLY FLIP OUT ON ONE ANOTHER AND GO TOTALLY BUCK-WILD. EVERY POST SHALL CONSIST OF KICKING THA POSTER ABOVE YOUR'S ASS!

SOOO:
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(Example:)

Kaufman: *GOES CRAZY AND DOES A DOUBLE FLIPPING BACKSPIN ON BASIC.*

Crabby: *TOTALLY FREAKS AND DOES ALOT OF PUNCHES IN KAUFMAN'S FACE.*
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Comprende? GOOD! So just fight and explain WATCHOODO as a 12 year old would. And if you've read the book 'Real Ultimate Power', then you can use the skills HUR!

BEGIN THA ATTAACKKKK!!!

** FLYING SIDEKICK TO BASIC'S HEAD!! DOUBLE BACK FELATIO TO BOORITE! **

*TOTAL FLIP-OUT DOUBLE PUNCH TWISTER KICK TO NOT_SCYESS'S GROIN AND STOMACHHHH!!!*

I COCK-SLAP BASIC WITH TEH MIGHTY PENIS!!!!111!!

I EXPLODEY ON EVERYONE WITH WHITE HOT CUMMY@

DODGING TEH CUMMY, I DO A SUPER-FAST SLIDING FRONT KICK AND - WAPAM - KIK FLIPY INTO NOT_SYCESS AND ZASTER, KILLING TEHM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT DEN SOMEONE USES DERE VOODOO ON DA BODYEZ AND ALL TRHEE R ALIYVE!

I EAT YOUR BRAINS AND BRIANS!

I DO A SUPER DOUBLE BACK PUNCH INTO UR BRIAN/BRAIN

I DO A SUPER DOUBLE BACK PUNCH INTO UR BRIAN/BRAIN

OMG BASIC GETS PUMPED AND TRIES TO PUNCH MY FACE IN, BUT I GRAB MY GUITAR, WAIL REALLY HARD AND SMACK 'EM WITH IT. THiER HEAD EXPLODES ALL GROSS AND I TOTALLY WAIL ON MY GUITAR EVEN HARDER! I'm PUMPED!!!!!!11one

I TOTALLY TAPE MY HEAD BACK 2GUTHER AND POP A BONER IN BOTH OF FINN'S EYEZ, AND TOTALLY STICK MY FOOT IN HUS GUT AND **KA-POW** HE IS TEH DEAD!

TOTAL CRAZY GUITAR SOLO

I BRING OUT MY SOOPERDOOPER CHAINSAW AND CHOP PEOPLES KNEES! OH NOS!

OH NOES! MY KNEES! TAHNKFULY I HAVE MY INDEASTRUKTIBLE KNEE PROTECTOORS AND PUT THEM ON! THEN I TOTALLY FLIP OUT ON FLIPPY, TOTALLY HURTING HIM

I GETS TEH HURT BUT COUNTER WITH SOOPER FISH CLIT GUNS!!

I TRAPZ0RZ FLIPYNIF1 IN A DEAD-END JOB. I SMOTHER HIZ DREAMS AND AMBITIONZ WITH A CRIPPLING MORTGAGE AND A TEDIOUS WORKLOAD THAT MAKE HIM QUESTION HIS REASONZ FOR LIVING!!!

TO ZASTERS SUPRISE FLIPYNIF WAS LAREADY THERE, BUT COUNTERED ANYWAY WITH AN ARRAY OF LAWSUITS OVER WHO'S CHILD IS MINE OH FUCK NOES

BITCH SLAP FLIPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SKILLFULY SNEAK INTO BIGFRANK'S BEDROOM AT NIGHT AND RIP OUT HIS VOICE BOX AND DEN RAPE HIM.

*pours hot coffee on basic's nutsack*

I PUT A "WHITE PRIDE" T-SHIRT ON SHANK AND LEAVE HIM ALONE IN OAKLAND!

*viciously tentacle whips DX before dragging him off into a dark cave to be brutally assaulted, raped, and dumped half naked somewhere near Hoboken*

SUENLY THERE IS A ECOING KABOOM AND ARSE G CUMSOUT OF THE RUBLE AND SMOKE, PUMELLING YOU GUY S WITH HIS AWESAM FISTS AND HEDBUTTS!!!

THEN A LONG DBS-SYTLE GRNUTING SESION FOLLOWS AN FLASHBKCS AN SH****T!!

*jumps up two posts and busts a cap in dragons asshole*

I STEP ON SHANK'S FOOT REAL HARD!!!!!!!!!

VULCAN DEATH WEDGIE!!! OMG OMG!!

IM LIKE THE REFEREE ONLY I HAVE POWERS SO I COME IN AND SAY HEY GUYS WHATS UP BUT THEN I START SHOOTING LASER BEEMS OUT OF MY EYES AND DESTROYING YOU ALL OR AT LEAST CAUSING MINOR SKIN IRRITATION.

I QUCKLY GET SOME BENADRYL TO RELIEVE THE CRAZY SKIN IRRATIOTITONTON AND THEN TOTALLY FREAK OUT ON PSLOCK, PUTTING HIM IN2 A DEEP COMA IN WHICH HE THINKS HE STILL AWAKE AND THEN I TOTALLY RAPE HIM

I LCOK BASIK IN A ROOM AND FORCE HIM TO LISTEN 2 BILY CORGAN'S SOLO ALBUM, ON VOCAL BOOST11!!`

I TELL AREALLYSTUPIDGUY THAT "WEEN IS AN OKAY BAND, BUT I PREFER THE SHANGRI-LAH'S MORE!!!!"

OMG STFU BILLY CORGON IS TEH R0XX0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TOTALLY FLIP OUT AND POOWER UP TO LEVAL 5 SUPER SAIYAN AND EXPLODE HIS FACE WITH MY KAMEAMEAH BLAST IN THE HEAD! LOEWL!

WITHOUT EYES, I TRAIN AND BECOME INVINCIBLE BLIND NINJA!!!

EVERYONE GETS THEIR FACES ROCKED!

I was hoping i'd get bigfrank with a huge cock in the ass, but whatever.

*DRIVES MONSTER TRUCK OVER FINN'S SKULL*

I SHOVE A RADIOACTIVE DILDO UP SHANK'S ASS AND SHOVE HIS FACE INTO LIQUID NITROGEN!

u guys dont no pane until u fuking watch ur own blood bleed

god u guyz r so immature. life is pain, not a fuking thread.

I SLIT RAVEN'S WRISTS AND FORCE HIM TO LISTEN TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!!

OH NO!!! THAT ONLY MAKES HIM STRONGER!!!

I LIEK TOTALEE TURN INTO UNICRON AND EAT TEH URTH! OH NOES!

I PULL OUT A MASSIVE SWORD THAT TURNS INTO A DRAGON SPIRIT THAT BREATHES FLAMING SWORDS ALL OVER BILL O'REILEY! YEARGHABABLE!

i splode

*takes a Saiya-jin, a bald midget, and a large spirit bomb and shoves them all sideways up boorite's ass*

2late alredy sploded lewwl

I can't participate in this thread - my spelling and grammar are too good.

*splodes dexx*

*unsplodes*

*tattoos TOBOR ENTRY POINT on Boo's buttocks*

*spat*

KILLIFIES EVERYONE!

*rises from the dead and infects flippy with a zombie virus, except it's a zombie virus that makes you into a zombie for a day and then you die, so flippy dies while I live eternally and become immportal!*

ON MY DAY OF ZOMBIENESS I WORSHIP THE GOD BHAAL AND HE MAKES ME UNKILLABLE THEN I INSERT A PLUMBERS HELPER IN XERO'S BUMBUM AND UNPLUG HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

I smack around a rabid half-starved tree weasle and shove it down flipynif's pants alongside of a caffiene saturated mariachi band before throwing him off the balcony and throwing an overweight 3 headed snarling grue with a cherry on top of him.

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I smack around a rabid half-starved tree weasle and shove it down flipynif's pants alongside of a caffiene saturated mariachi band before throwing him off the balcony and throwing an overweight 3 headed snarling grue with a cherry on top of him.

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