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A) Tampons are for keeping blood off the floor, clothes, and other surfaces. Any will pretty much do.

B) I never said get the cheapest beer possible. I'm just sick of you guys having a wankfest over Oh I drink the coolest beer: Enterbrandnamehere. Your beer is not as 1337 as my beer is.

Get over yourself.

LOL

matclarke made me do it.

Beer gets me drunk.

And then I puked blood.

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Beer gets me drunk.

And then I puked blood.

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mmmm...beer tampon

I am reminded of that old joke about the female vampire using the tampon as a teabag...

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Beer gets me drunk.

And then I puked blood.

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You need some kind of Beer Tampon

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HAHA!

I wonder how many girls wouldn't switch tampons though they do all the same thing. They stop the FLOOOOOWWWWWW on blood that last for days on end. Then they make you go down ther.....um, nevermind.

I believe the beer talk is just getting to know people. You can judge a man by the beer he drinks.

Just like you can judge a woman by the size of tampon she buys. lol

Tampons and beer.

There comes a time in a man's life when even new things seem to resemble old things.

A conversation about beer and tampons I've never seen before.

My thanks.

But you notice at gas stations and convenience stores, they sell ONE brand of tampons and ONE brand of maxipads, however they have several varieties of beer.

At one point my alcoholic roomate was stealin gmy beer, so I opened each one and put a tampon inside then carefully put the cap on.

Those tampons sure can fill a beer bottle.

I had tea later.

If gas stations sold only one brand of beer than only one type of person would come by (or alcoholics).

Tampons are not exactly a conesuers thing. Unless you are, in fact, a tampon connesuer.

You're saying women are unwilling to switch tampons. It seems that in the middle of nowhere, women are more likely to settle for a no-ad tampon whereas men have to have their name brand beer.

Well living in Canada our gas stations don't supply drivers with alcohol. So we have to go to a cold beer and wine or liquor store. Is they don't have the brand we need, we either go to another store or get one we might not like as much.

We will settle, but for the most part those stores are never out of what we want.

I don't know if there are Cold Tampon and Mxi stores in the USA but not here. lol

There is a "need" for beer? I don't think of beer as a necessity.

Okay boys, since this seems to matter so much to you, what is the difference between budwiser and Milwaukee?

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There is a "need" for beer? I don't think of beer as a necessity.

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Old Millwakee is a serior citizens beer that only tastes good cold and still has a bitter aftertaste.

Bud sucks too

I prefer Molson Canadian as it goes down smooth and gets me drunk!

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Okay boys, since this seems to matter so much to you, what is the difference between budwiser and Milwaukee?

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It's so amazing that the children at my son's daycare are better at communicating than this group. At least they know WHY they like or dislike things and how to express that without insulting someone else.

Hey, I was just kidding. I just don't like beer.

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Your beer is not as 1337 as my beer is.

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BRAVO

This has nothing to do with beer, no sir.

Is this a replacement for the what size is your penis thread?

Damn, I missed that one!