John and Marsha seemed ignored Granny's senile ramblings, but when four weird guys on horses showed up asking to see the baby and fire began to rain from the sky, they got the feeling that something wasn't quite right...

Prince Edmund was unloved by his father from a very young age.

Little did the parents know that 10 miles away, a baby bearing a striking image of Eric Idle had been born and that these two tots were to grow up to rule the world.

what God sees, when he looks in his toilet.

Despite being warned by the parents that little Nigel was an old head on young shoulders the babysitter still was not prepared for quite what awaited her!

Poor Nigel had terribly advanced Progeria for one so young.

The mother soon began to understand why some animals ate their young after birth.

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The mother soon began to understand why some animals ate their young after birth.

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The mother soon began to understand why some animals ate their young after birth.

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I'm so sorry, ma'am, but we don't allow outside monkeys into the zoo.

The struggle against unwed mothers who abuse methedrine continues.