uh...Cameltoe?

I had a ride on that camel, it cost $3

After 7 years of feeding the camel nothing but Coca-cola, we cut off the hump, dried it, and smoked the fatty tissue which, by now, was completely filled with caffeine.

Later that day...

"I fucking hate it-" *boing!* *thump!* "when the camel-" *boing!* *thump!* "-is tweaking on caffeine-" *boing!* *thump!* "-while I'm trying to ride it." *boing!* *thump!* "Christ, my arse hurts..."

I thought Paris Hilton liked Pepsi!

After Joe camel was forcibly fired from his gig advertising cigarettes coke graciously offered him work.

It's weird I can store water for a month but this shit just goes right through me!

The Artillery used by the Terrorists wasn't very advanced.

"insert shell (coke bottle) into camels mouth,
Blow really hard into camels ass"

FIRE!!!!!