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JESUSSANDWICH
November 3, 2005 10:40 PM

I stumped the fuckers in IRC now lets see if I can stump you. Everytime you correctly identify where the quote came from I want you to post another random obscure quote.

Heres the quote:

"There's a girl in the garden, in the garden there's a girl."

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Trace
November 4, 2005 2:59 AM

I'm probably wrong, but is it from Shaun of the Dead?

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kaufman
November 4, 2005 5:12 AM

Early draft, "Stairway to Heaven"

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mandingo
November 4, 2005 6:34 AM

Double Dip 2: Anal Queens, the Reckoning

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DexX
November 4, 2005 8:12 AM

My research says Trace has it - Shaun of the Dead.

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mmyers
November 4, 2005 8:43 AM

I remember on the commentary for Shaun of the Dead that they said it was a tribute to another movie but can't remember which one.

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JESUSSANDWICH
November 4, 2005 2:05 PM

Ok Trace post another quote.

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Trace
November 4, 2005 2:10 PM

Okay, how about

"Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun."

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JESUSSANDWICH
November 4, 2005 2:22 PM

Easy, Army of Darkness.

Geez.

How bout:

"We don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to drink, we dont even have enough money to sleep!"

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Trace
November 4, 2005 2:29 PM

Dumb and dumber? or was it the other one?

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JESUSSANDWICH
November 4, 2005 2:36 PM

Now post another quote.

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Trace
November 4, 2005 2:40 PM

I always make these things too easy.

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."

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Externalization
November 4, 2005 4:21 PM

The Princess Bride

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ladyjdotnet
November 4, 2005 10:23 PM

I have one:

"There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man."

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HCRoyall
November 4, 2005 10:27 PM

quote:
I have one:

"There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man."


Isn't that from Orgasmo?

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HotRodDeathToll
November 5, 2005 2:43 AM

This one is obvious:

"That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

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DexX
November 5, 2005 4:27 AM

"Now that's a woman! ...and that's a house, and that's a fish, and that's a bee!"

Not part of the game, I was just reminded of it.

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pita
November 5, 2005 5:04 AM

Garth Algar in "Wayne's World"

"In that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before"

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PhreakyChinchilla
November 5, 2005 6:11 AM

How flamed will I get when I say 'The Bridges of Madison County' ???

Here's mine:

"If I wanted a kiss, I would have asked your mother."

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DragonXero
November 5, 2005 11:17 AM

quote:
"Now that's a woman! ...and that's a house, and that's a fish, and that's a bee!"

Not part of the game, I was just reminded of it.


Glenn Quagmire. Giggity!

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joshw
November 5, 2005 3:27 PM

quote:
How flamed will I get when I say 'The Bridges of Madison County' ???

Here's mine:

"If I wanted a kiss, I would have asked your mother."


I don't know if this is misquoted Tommy Boy or some other movie.

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finn34
November 6, 2005 7:35 AM

"Yeah. I'm so darned lucky. I wake up with a short .22 floating in my brainpan and a cop pension I can't live off of. It's a shame I wasn't any luckier."

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FinnNYC
November 6, 2005 5:50 PM

...Hrm, is that a film or book quote? I'm stumped.

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Externalization
November 7, 2005 2:53 AM

quote:
"Yeah. I'm so darned lucky. I wake up with a short .22 floating in my brainpan and a cop pension I can't live off of. It's a shame I wasn't any luckier."

Tom Sizemore in Strange Days.

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bunnerabb
November 11, 2005 7:48 PM

"I thought you were dead."

"Not hardly."

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HCRoyall
November 11, 2005 10:43 PM

"It seems you've mistaken me for someone who cares.
I'm just a dirtbag under the weather."

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Injokester
November 12, 2005 10:36 PM

"Pop get pizza for cat!"

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finn34
November 13, 2005 6:17 AM

quote:
"It seems you've mistaken me for someone who cares.
I'm just a dirtbag under the weather."

??? that's obscure?

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HCRoyall
November 13, 2005 9:00 PM

quote:
quote:
"It seems you've mistaken me for someone who cares.
I'm just a dirtbag under the weather."

??? that's obscure?


Depends on who you ask. Most people I know don't pay too much attention to the lyrics of songs; I'm glad to find people that do.

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LuckyGuess
November 14, 2005 6:13 PM

"I hope you aren't suprised by this, as it it the very unsuprisingness that I am trying to keep hold of in my brain right now."

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HCRoyall
December 2, 2005 12:56 AM

"These empty streets are icy veins/
Of a beast that snuffs her prayers."

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pita
December 2, 2005 2:00 AM

Eve 6 - "It's all in your head"

Doc: Banes, how's your lady love?
Banes: We... um... we broke up.
Doc: Really? That's too bad, yeah. Now George has a love at his side and she is sticking with him. You know why? Because he bought her chairs. That's pretty smart to me. You ever buy Lisa's chairs?
Banes: Doc's real drunk tonight.
Doc: Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Banes. You ever figure out what Lisa's chairs were and buy 'em?
[pause] .... Nope.

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HCRoyall
December 2, 2005 2:19 AM

quote:
Eve 6 - "It's all in your head"

Gah! Fine, you got the band and the album, but what song?

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matclarke
December 2, 2005 7:12 AM

"Aces"

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finn34
May 2, 2006 11:38 PM

quote:
Eve 6 - "It's all in your head"

Doc: Banes, how's your lady love?
Banes: We... um... we broke up.
Doc: Really? That's too bad, yeah. Now George has a love at his side and she is sticking with him. You know why? Because he bought her chairs. That's pretty smart to me. You ever buy Lisa's chairs?
Banes: Doc's real drunk tonight.
Doc: Every woman has her chair, something she needs to put herself into, Banes. You ever figure out what Lisa's chairs were and buy 'em?
[pause] .... Nope.



phenomenon.

woot.

from one of the best voiceovers EVAR :

"Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself. What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that. Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that"

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HotRodDeathToll
May 5, 2006 2:45 AM

"God loves his children. God loves his children, yeah"

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little_kitty
May 6, 2006 7:36 AM

quote:
quote:
Eve 6 - "It's all in your head"

Gah! Fine, you got the band and the album, but what song?

"Hey Montana"

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User #61587
May 6, 2006 8:00 AM

"maybe we could get him clothes for odeipus rex?
i don't think his mom would aprove of that!"

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