"Hey, who stole my fire hydrant?"

"Hahaha! Had I been a hot teen age girl wearing a caption on a t-shirt I would be removed from the stripcreator forum, but because I am a human stain, I can piss in the nude and no one cars..hahah! I love unabalanced forum policies"

-Kaenash had finally snapped

He needs to be careful or he's going to mess up his socks, walking without shoes on the sidewalk like that.

Lawn statues look cuter when in gardens.

"Get back or I'll shoot!"

That isn't a homeless man - it's an oversized novelty soda squirter. Want some bubbles in your scotch?

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Hey I posed like this in a fountain in copenhagen & I was a tourist attraction but do it in the good ol usa and they call the law. U have no appreciation of art!

Steve fails his field sobriety test.

Spitting on the sidewalk is a $50 fine, but they didn't say nuffin' about THIS!

he wouldn't have been caught if he hadn't stopped mid-3-word-sentence to ask how many L's there were in police

C'mon, people in Copenhagen think this is cute! They even drink the beer!

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Spitting on the sidewalk is a $50 fine, but they didn't say nuffin' about THIS!

 

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It's a $1500 fine to go pee-pee in front of the po'-po'...

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Learned this the hard way? ;-)