Illegal Aliens take over your dog!

Krikey, watch as the mother bitch feeds her young...

"Hey watch me deep throat this dog."

k-9 sushi.

In Japan they make water bottles in the wierdest shape.

With no time for the Heimlich maneuver, Mei had to think fast and have her dog eat the steak she was choking on.

It was all affection until she realized where his nose had been during playtime with the other dogs.

Derek the Daschund Dentist

...or...

Some dogs will snatch food out of your hand, but this little bastard takes it WAY too far.

...or...

"You'll never swallow that dog whole!" said her friends, but then she unhinged her lower jaw...

You want some mustard on that dog?

Uncle Li's rabbit from the hat trick fell flat after Ying's doggy from her throat show.

"The New Gameboy DS interface is very realistic, Grampa!"

"Just keep sucking on it, while I snap the picture. Then you can have your lollypop" The old man grinned.

The fun new asthma puffer range from Medic-O-Tech, available now!

"Natural Carbon Dog Muzzle... Made in China."

"Please," thought the dog. "Somebody buy her a fucking flugel horn."

Hey, you got weenie on my dog.
Hey, you got dog on my weenie.
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Mmmmmm.