I believe this guy is the one on the far right of the picture below, so I will try to merge the two storylines

guy in picture:
"Someone steal all my medal and my uniform, and tie me up and gag me, and make me read from the book!"
old dude who is the commander:
"A Wikely Story! For dat, you must give one medal back!"
guy in picture:
"ho no! not dat! pweeze? no!"