Yes, but I can't promise it will be very funny.

Just then the iron burned through the clothes, the ironing board, her crotch, and then the raft. She was electrocuted and then drowned. Funny shit, guys.

...and that was when she realised her incontinence was becoming a real problem.

I'm out here every Sunday. The humidity helps the wrinkles release faster.

With three kids, she found she coudn't relax on float trips like she used to.

Her smile hid the tears when she realised how stupid she had been: she was ironing a towel.

"Thank you so much Doctor Phil! Taking your advice has fixed my Life so....WHOAAAAA!!! (Splash!)"

So THAT'S why my ass is cold and my cunt it burning up!

She's gonna feel so stupid when she realizes the iron isn't plugged in.

The instructions had said "moisten before ironing."

... At that point, the lifeguard was pressed into action.

Although she didn't win the float race, she got a consolation prize for "Most Wrinkle-Free Inner Tube."

"despite her smile that never faded and willingness to do my housework, and follow me everywhere I went, I still wasn't going to marry Helga"

When Miriam realized she burned Tom's new hoodie, she realized she was up shits creek without a paddle.

my one wins guys

[Quote]my one wins guys [/Quote]

I didn't know Bill Gates swung that way. I bet your 'one' wins guys because of your money!

Hurricane Rita turned out to be a lot more fun than that other one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fun

"Dude, my mom is so uncool... she wanted us to 'do stuff together' so I told her me and some buddies was gonna grab our boards and hit the beach..."