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ladyjdotnet
November 28, 2005 3:58 AM

The individual who waits until a person's birthday to leave negative feedback and a smarmy comment.

See also dickwad.

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ivytheplant
November 28, 2005 6:52 AM

Did whoever it was know it was your birthday? I don't know anyone's birthday, so if I ever posted negative feedback on someone's birthday, it wouldn't be intentional.

Shouldn't this be in FGH?

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ladyjdotnet
November 28, 2005 8:21 AM

quote:
Did whoever it was know it was your birthday?

Since the feedback happened after my most recent post (which was to ask someone to make me an animated gif for my birthday) I assumed so. I could be wrong.

It would be in fights go here if I wanted to fight. I don't. I was just offering a definition for "ass".

:)

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ivytheplant
November 28, 2005 10:06 AM

quote:
Since the feedback happened after my most recent post (which was to ask someone to make me an animated gif for my birthday) I assumed so. I could be wrong.

I don't think I ever read any of that thread.

quote:
It would be in fights go here if I wanted to fight. I don't. I was just offering a definition for "ass".

Yuh-huh.

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KajunFirefly
November 28, 2005 11:15 AM

I've moved this to Fights Go Here anyway, I know enough about the two users involved to realise that a fight is inevitable, regardless of how much they pretend they don't want to.

Also, I'll be happy if they just ignore this thread as a way to prove me wrong.

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not_Scyess
November 28, 2005 11:41 AM

Just to make sure Kajun isn't happy...

quote:
The individual who waits until a person's birthday to leave negative feedback and a smarmy comment.

Maybe, now that you're older, you can work on deserving less negative feedback and fewer smarmy comments.

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mandingo
November 28, 2005 12:53 PM

quote:
The individual who waits until a person's birthday to leave negative feedback and a smarmy comment.

See also dickwad.


my comment was "her comics get less funny with every forum post"

this is just further proof.

i didn't know or care it was your birthday, nor did i "wait until" your birthday, not only because how the fuck am i to know when your birthday is, but also because you're not that important to me.

what you are is a fucking hypocrite. you dish it out but you can't take it. you lay into Inflatable_Man like a self-righteous bitch, calling him a thief in a thread where he's declaring his penury, then can't take a relatively tame comment by me without flaming.

makes me think your "Snitcreator" forum desciption is actually a tell. maybe you stir shit up for your own satisfaction, create snits so you can have some drama in your life. if so, it's not only sad, but self-serving and bordering on trollish

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crabby
November 28, 2005 1:42 PM

With age comes wisdom.

Happy Birthday LadyJ!

Here's a classic to celebrate your special day.
49030

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ladyjdotnet
November 28, 2005 4:26 PM

hehehe

I've mellowed, eh?

:)

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fuzzyman
November 28, 2005 5:31 PM

Hardly :-)

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not_Scyess
November 28, 2005 7:55 PM

quote:
if so, it's not only sad, but self-serving and bordering on trollish
Maybe, but it took you three+ paragraphs to figure it out.

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JESUSSANDWICH
November 28, 2005 8:05 PM

Crabby is the best. He says everything so sarcastically but it is always the truth. I wanna hug my big crabby-bear.

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crabby
November 28, 2005 8:06 PM

Come hug me you big sexy homosexual!

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BigFrank105
November 28, 2005 8:32 PM

count me in!

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crabby
November 28, 2005 8:35 PM

Funky 3 way hugs!

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theReverend
November 28, 2005 9:04 PM

This thread went from generally uncomfortable to adorably homoerotic. I like it!

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DexX
November 29, 2005 5:04 AM

You know what sucks? When two people you like just can't stop slinging shit at each other. *sigh*

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crabby
November 29, 2005 5:17 AM

*sigh*

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pita
November 29, 2005 5:50 AM

quote:
...you lay into Inflatable_Man like a self-righteous bitch, calling him a thief in a thread where he's declaring his penury

Remember, flate called himself a thief.
"I've been scrounging for loose change under my car seats and bed and even stealing the odd nickle and dime from my friends' rooms"

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KajunFirefly
November 29, 2005 10:48 AM

quote:
You know what sucks? When two people you like just can't stop slinging shit at each other. *sigh*
But at least now they're doing it in the appropriate forum.

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mandingo
November 29, 2005 11:03 AM

quote:
quote:
...you lay into Inflatable_Man like a self-righteous bitch, calling him a thief in a thread where he's declaring his penury

Remember, flate called himself a thief.
"I've been scrounging for loose change under my car seats and bed and even stealing the odd nickle and dime from my friends' rooms"
if he'd have said "I stopped by my parents' house and stole a pop out of the fridge" would you likewise say he was calling himself a thief? no, because you'd take the statement in context, and realize that they wouldn't care

even if she didn't have the common sense to do that, he came right out and said, point blank "I assure you, THEY DON'T CARE if I snag a dime off their dirty-ass floor." which made it exactly analagous to the parents' fridge example, and yet she still continued to bitch at him.

so no, he didn't call himself a thief. she labeled him one

quote:
But at least now they're doing it in the appropriate forum.
quit jerking off to your moderator thread-moving power and get your ass in the kitchen and make me a pie

omg banned

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KajunFirefly
November 29, 2005 11:24 AM

You've just been moved into my heart.

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boorite
November 29, 2005 5:51 PM

ass (n.) pl. ass·es (sz)
1. polymer whose shape is modified when a voltage is applied to it.

2. optical phenomenon characterized by colourful displays of light in the night sky, caused by the interaction of charged particles from the solar wind with the upper atmosphere of a planet.

3. one of the two basic constituents of matter in the Standard Model of particle physics. (The other is tits.)

4. an isolated hill, knob, ridge, or small mountain that rises abruptly from a gently sloping or virtually level surrounding plain.

5. the phenomenon in which a liquid in near contact with a mass hotter than the liquid's "ass point," which is higher than its boiling point, produces an insulating vapor layer which keeps it from boiling rapidly.

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HCRoyall
November 29, 2005 8:50 PM

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so no, he didn't call himself a thief. she labeled him one

While not as vehement about the subject as my esteemed Australian Wild Dog friend, This particular point is true. In the context Flate was just saying he bummed small change from his friends when he was over at their places. ladyj, however, saw the word 'steal' and went into super-mecha-holier-than-thou-bitch-zealot mode, proceeding then to yell at Flate and shove her morality down his throat.

Personally though, Dingo, she's not worth arguing with. People like her will never see the errors of their thinking until they choose to, and then their bitchiness just gets redirected. "Zeal of the Converted", anyone heard of that expression?

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Inflatable_Man
November 30, 2005 7:32 AM

awww... someone left bad feedback on ladyj's birthday Despite what you may think, most people on this site probably had no idea it was your fucking birthday as they have more important things on their mind. YES, that's right! More important things than ladyj's birthday! OMG! It wasn't some huge conspiracy. It was coincidence. Get over it and get over yourself.

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pslock
November 30, 2005 7:51 AM

Here I thought this thread was a discussion about the urgent news of an update to the Oxford English Dictionary about the new definition of ass.

Why do you tease me so??

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boorite
November 30, 2005 5:01 PM

I DID post 5 (five!!) NEW definitions of ASS just last page!! OMFG U LUZR

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ArtemisStrong
November 30, 2005 6:48 PM

Thnx 4 teh noo sig, rev

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ivytheplant
December 3, 2005 1:45 AM

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boorite
December 3, 2005 2:02 AM

It's like Google can read your mind.

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DexX
December 3, 2005 7:35 PM

Having met J-girl and stayed at her place for nearly a week with her and her fiancee (now hubby) I can state that she is a really lovely person.

She's quite do-able, too, but that's neither here nor there.

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crabby
December 3, 2005 9:43 PM

Knowing DexX would have sex with just about anything makes his opinion on the matter mute.

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Spankling
December 3, 2005 10:06 PM

quote:
She's quite do-able, too, but that's neither here nor there.
Would I do her here or there? I would do her anywhere!

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DexX
December 4, 2005 12:11 AM

quote:
Knowing DexX would have sex with just about anything makes his opinion on the matter mute.
Rubbish. I wouldn't do you.

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KajunFirefly
December 4, 2005 6:03 AM

quote:
Knowing DexX would have sex with just about anything makes his opinion on the matter mute.
Why would anyone deny themselves the pleasure of the Crab?

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mandingo
December 4, 2005 2:16 PM

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I can state that she is a really lovely person.
let me tell you a little story about a word named "no"

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HCRoyall
December 4, 2005 8:46 PM

quote:
let me tell you a little story about a word named "no"
Dingo, you gave me the giggles. And herpes. But that last bit is completely unrelated to this thread.

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DexX
December 4, 2005 10:25 PM

quote:
let me tell you a little story about a word named "no"
Well, obviously you are far more qualified to judge, as you have exchanged a few dozen words with her on a web forum, while I have only spent a week staying in her home.

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HCRoyall
December 4, 2005 10:48 PM

quote:
quote:
let me tell you a little story about a word named "no"
Well, obviously you are far more qualified to judge, as you have exchanged a few dozen words with her on a web forum, while I have only spent a week staying in her home.
People also put on a good face when they have company, DexX.

I'm sure that ladyj's quite nice when she isn't being a judgemental bitch, so to speak, but having good points doesn't excuse the flaws. She has jumped to conclusions, made snap judgements about the Inflatable one, and started this thread because in her conceit she assumed mandingo had purposely made snide comments about her on her birthday; in fact, she claimed that it was premeditated and that he waited until her birthday to make the comments.

So she's a friend of yours. Fine by me; who you hang out with is your business, not mine. But you shouldn't expect everyone else to think she's a wonderful person. She's already given the strong impression that she's not someone I'd want to spend time with.

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mandingo
December 4, 2005 11:01 PM

quote:
quote:
quote:
I can state that she is a really lovely person.
let me tell you a little story about a word named "no"
Well, obviously you are far more qualified to judge, as you have exchanged a few dozen words with her on a web forum, while I have only spent a week staying in her home.
you don't seem to realize that what makes one a "lovely person" isn't how they treat their friends but how they treat people in general. whoopity shit, she treats you, a friend, well. all i've seen her do is treat people poorly and then say "teehee, i sure have mellowed", seemingly proud of the snits she creates and her trollish behavior

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Kaenash
December 4, 2005 11:23 PM

I have a new definition of Ass;


An ancient Roman unit of weight equal to about one troy pound.

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DexX
December 5, 2005 5:39 AM

...and I say someone's behaviour in real life, especially over an extended period, says a lot more about them than the crap they stick on a web forum.

Now, who was it who childishly wrote a bitchy comment on another user's account anyway? Pulling a babyish little stunt like that kinda eliminates you from the rock throwing, 'dingo.

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attitudechicka
December 5, 2005 6:42 AM

Not to interupt, but the user comments are there for whatever, good or bad comments. Or some that make no sense (Hey there, waffle iron.) It just says "optional". It doesn't say "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all here."

It's also semi private, giving the person an outlet to say "Hey, the guy saying "heyo!" at the end of all your comics sucks!" without bringing it to everyone's attention in a public thread. Unless, of course, people are reading your user comments daily.

Yes, a PM could do the same thing, but after sending a few myself, I've learned people tend to ignore that 1 New Message that pops up there.

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Inflatable_Man
December 5, 2005 8:08 AM

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Now, who was it who childishly wrote a bitchy comment on another user's account anyway? Pulling a babyish little stunt like that kinda eliminates you from the rock throwing, 'dingo.

At least mandingo and I have the balls to leave our name when we give someone a negative rating. I haven't made a comic in a few months, but as soon as I call out ladyj for the bitch she is I get dropped a star by a "anonymous" rater. Pretty rad coincidence I'd say.

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mandingo
December 5, 2005 12:50 PM

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...and I say someone's behaviour in real life, especially over an extended period, says a lot more about them than the crap they stick on a web forum.
maybe, but you're not the right person to judge. you have a see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil monkey thing going on when it comes to ladyj. you're biased as a friend. the loyalty is admirable, but trying to make yourself the final say on her character WHEN you're biased as a friend is misguided

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Now, who was it who childishly wrote a bitchy comment on another user's account anyway? Pulling a babyish little stunt like that kinda eliminates you from the rock throwing, 'dingo.
where the fuck do you get off calling my statement childish? childish, why? because you disagree with it? or because we're not suppossed to leave negative comments? that's a bullshit statement by someone making a bullshit argument. it was a genuinely felt opinion, still is, so i posted it. your mischaracterizing it as childish just further makes me not want to trust your opinion on ladyj, since you'll obviously delude yourself if it helps make your point

you're apparently unable to accept the fact that not just me, but a good group of people here see ladyj for what she is, while you continue to wear blinders. you talk about me throwing rocks but ignore what started this in the first place - her throwing rocks at Inflate, then at me. open your eyes

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MikeyG
December 5, 2005 1:01 PM

You're all a bunch of petty, whiny cunts. Except maybe for Kajun. Maybe.

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Inflatable_Man
December 5, 2005 1:07 PM

And fuck you too, Mikey. Go make some new comics.

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crabby
December 5, 2005 2:43 PM

Mikey cuffs his pants so his opinion doesn't matter at all.

As for inflate, you're damn right your rating went down. How dare you say anything bad about LadyJ. Especially after how well she treated DexX. Thats the true barometer of how awesome a person is. Thats a fact!

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KajunFirefly
December 5, 2005 3:10 PM

I remember when mandingo first came to this site and my blind arrogance thought I could argue with him without building up a proper case with any evidence.

That's not to say I ever conceded defeat, but if you're going to try and match him in any kind of intellectual debate, you'd better have a pretty strong argument if you want to have any chance of not being made to look like an idiot.

I've spent very little time away from SC since I joined years ago and I've seen a whole bunch of users come and go and come back again without much change, the good users stayed good and the trolls stayed trolls.

What amazes me is that in the recent months the Old Guard have returned and started acting pretty childish, immature and downright stupid. Is this some kind of revolution that I'm not aware of? What was this thread actually supposed to achieve? Was there supposed to be a flood of support for LadyJ? I'm baffled, completely baffled, and a little disgusted. There are more individual little fights between users to keep an eye on now than there ever was with CHUBBY and what makes it worse is that this time there's all sorts of emotions and people taking things far too seriously.

I predict that it won't be long before someone is either A: Banned (or at least requested to be banned) or B: Storms off in a huff forever.

Anyway, that's my two-cents, you may resume the fighting.

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boorite
December 5, 2005 4:07 PM

Thanks, Kaenash, for the only on-topic post lately in this thread. The rest of you: This thread is supposed to be about NEW DEFINITIONS OF ASS. Like this one:

ass (n.) 1. tits.

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