You are either with us, or you'll be cornholed.

"You call that a knive? THIS is a knive"

"uh....Mr President..."

Bush personally inspected each kernel of Iraqi corn for weapons of mass destruction.

"Nah.... lemme git this straight. You can't AFFORD toilet paper 'cause your job was outsourced to China and you use these.. to..?"

"Look what I pulled from my ass!...hey, I suddenly do not feel like abusing my power any more...quick insert it back in."

"After a long night on the Presidential toilet and breathing toxic fumes, it has been made clear to me that corn is a weapon of mass destruction and I have asked Congress to declare war on Kansas."

This corn... it taste like ass. No, I'm not kiddin! I want a Secret Service guy to taste this corn! I think this is the corn I sent to Kerry!

"Is this one of them XBOX thirty six hundreds?"

President Bush lends his ear to the people.

"This here's the kernel I put in charge o' Afscanispan."