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cpausti December 5, 2005 5:44 PM	I'm in a band of said genre and we desperately need a name. I'm taking any suggestions, but if you hit gold, I probably won't give you any credit. There are three of us (potentially four) and we're all guys.
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BigFrank105 December 5, 2005 5:53 PM	"Natural Citrus" ...Yeah, I just glanced at my bottle of Listerine and saw that.
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dcomposed December 5, 2005 5:54 PM	Garden Hose Enema
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little_kitty December 5, 2005 6:19 PM	quote: Garden Hose Enema That right there is the winner. I would totally listen to a band with that name (if by listen I mean point and laugh at their CD and then be [hopefully] pleasantly surprised at their ability)
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ArtemisStrong December 5, 2005 7:15 PM	Yes, Moody Blues or Captain Willie's Whizbang.
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biped December 5, 2005 7:29 PM	I love progressive rock, but it never occurred to me to think of it as "funkadelic."
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ivytheplant December 5, 2005 9:13 PM	The last thing we need is more genres. Remember when music used to be rock, country, jazz, classical, and crap? I'm going to rebel and file all music from now on into those categories. Starting with Nickelback. One for the crap pile. Oh, and how about Lucrative Ornitholestes?
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Spankling December 5, 2005 9:22 PM	How about an international flavor with: Meine Finger Riechen wie der Kolben Ihrer Frau Too long? Then how about: Nippel der Lustig Zieht
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areallystupidguy December 5, 2005 9:30 PM	The Indigo Spinners From Seahorse Bluff. With that said, I vote for changing this thread topic to a discussion of the actual band, Funkadelic. How about 'em, eh? Good shit, yes?
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possums December 5, 2005 9:30 PM	Funky Prog Fags From Hell
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cpausti December 5, 2005 9:36 PM	Fag won't be used in the name, ever. Sorry possums.
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JESUSSANDWICH December 5, 2005 9:39 PM	Chupa Cobra.
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Smarmulus December 5, 2005 9:52 PM	My vote for best name is Emerson, Lake & Clinton!
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mandingo December 5, 2005 10:28 PM	Funktion Junktion or Dysfunktional
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choadwarrior December 5, 2005 10:29 PM	The Cpausti Experience, featuring Cpausti and His Cpausti All-Star Band
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HotRodDeathToll December 5, 2005 10:46 PM	'The Anal Slaves'
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possums December 5, 2005 11:44 PM	quote: Fag won't be used in the name, ever. Sorry possums. Fag. What about "Slayer... For HER!" I mean, I would use that.
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hughesy_mate December 6, 2005 12:56 AM	'Captain' 'Smegma' 'The Squealing Wheels' 'Chinese Burn' 'Deputy' 'Funk You' 'Carp' 'The Wank Sleeves' I apologise for making genuine suggestions.
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HCRoyall December 6, 2005 5:30 AM	That Funky Smell Drunken Funk Insert Band Name Here (No, seriously, that's a real suggestion...) Funkadelic Sideshow And I'm spent...
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UnknownEric December 6, 2005 8:03 AM	The Tampon Ramblers Automatic Caution Door Shippin' and Receivin' The Denton Incident Staging Level Temperature Tantrum
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crabby December 6, 2005 8:05 AM	Cold Rectum Flying Founders Society One Ring Bohemians White Boys No Soul Poser Paparazzi
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umfumdisi December 6, 2005 9:51 AM	Whores of Parliament Groon (after the King Crimson song) Arsed 12 Okay, that last one is just my favorite number, but having a number for a name could be kind of mysterious. Plus, when you make it big, people will ask why you named yourselves 12, and you can make shit up. Like, "We originally had 12 members, but eight of them died at a Bob Saget film festival."
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BigFrank105 December 6, 2005 10:56 AM	The Scottsdale Terrors
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biped December 6, 2005 11:17 AM	The Eric Severeid Boyz The Flouncers Rejected Organs Random Head Transplant Hamster Hijinx Sgt. Fury And His Howling Commandos Yakkity Monks
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JESUSSANDWICH December 6, 2005 2:27 PM	Donkey Lips
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mandingo December 6, 2005 3:25 PM	quote: 'Smegma' this one's my favorite
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possums December 6, 2005 7:40 PM	quote: quote: 'Smegma' this one's my favorite too bad it's been done about a hundred times already.
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hughesy_mate December 6, 2005 11:05 PM	It has? Ohhh. I've always said, if I were in a hardcore band of some form, or if I had talent, I'd be in a band called 'Smegma'. But, currently, I'm in an imaginary band with my best friend. We're called, 'The Screaming Elmos'. We're both learning acoustic guitar. I know 6 chords!
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cpausti December 7, 2005 1:55 AM	quote: I know 6 chords! Hey, you can play punk!
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DexX December 7, 2005 2:10 AM	Many years ago there was a post-punk-pop-rock band in Oz called Ratcat, who had a hit with a song called "Don't Go Now". It was fairly basic, musically speaking, so I wrote new lyrics for it, based around the title "Just Three Chords".
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hughesy_mate December 7, 2005 4:53 AM	quote: quote: I know 6 chords! Hey, you can play punk! Yes! Acoustic punk!
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DexX December 7, 2005 5:27 AM	quote: Yes! Acoustic punk! I am a rather quiet anarCHIST! And I am the acoustic anti-CHRIST! Don't know what I want, but I know it doesn't involve amplifiers...
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HCRoyall December 7, 2005 5:45 AM	quote: Yes! Acoustic punk! Fucking loser.
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UnknownEric December 7, 2005 2:15 PM	Back in high school, my friends wanted to form a death metal band and call it puthy (which they claimed sounded like a lisping man trying to say pussy), just so the radio ads would go: (deep metal voice): "TONIGHT! AT THE SCRAP YARD! FEEL THE FURY OF NAPALM DEATH! WITH SPECIAL GUESTS CANNIBAL CORPSE! AND HOT NEW BAND puthy!"
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boorite December 7, 2005 3:53 PM	Top two worst band names ever, and yes, they've been used: Vaginal Blood Fart Jesus Hitler and the Shit Niggers
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UnknownEric December 7, 2005 4:42 PM	I see your Vaginal Blood Fart, and raise you an Anal Cunt.
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mandingo December 7, 2005 4:48 PM	quote: quote: quote: 'Smegma' this one's my favorite too bad it's been done about a hundred times already. that's like saying it's too bad you've seen boobies a hundred times already keep em coming, barkeep
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ArtemisStrong December 7, 2005 8:21 PM	We are in the "Moebius Stripcreator", where thread posts become a loop.
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hughesy_mate
December 8, 2005 1:34 AM

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Yes! Acoustic punk!
Fucking loser.

You say that to all the ladies?

Hmmm...my friend James told me there's a band out there called 'Dying Foetus' (or 'Fetus' for the Americans. Ok, virtually all of you.) But, that will never live up to 'Vaginal Blood Fart'. However, I did think up another band name with the help of VBF:

'Messy Queef' or 'The Messy Queefs'.

I still prefer 'Smegma'.

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attitudechicka December 8, 2005 6:29 AM	I can't take credit for this one, I found it as a comic title this morning and thought it'd make an awesome band name: Prison Yard Sale
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HCRoyall December 8, 2005 6:56 AM	quote: I can't take credit for this one, I found it as a comic title this morning and thought it'd make an awesome band name: Prison Yard Sale I think alcoac just unwittingly found the perfect band name.
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