'Sigfreid and Roy' style

He flashes them to the camera for effect just before shoving them both up his ass.

"You think it's weird that I'm a guy, & I have a pussy. But, I actually have two."

I'm so gay....sob...
...lick me....

"The world just got a little gayer, by one degree"

"What do I say? I say the second he lets go of our necks, we fucking kill him."

...and then they bit off a testicle each.

As a side note: Obvious photoshoppery.

Of what? his groin hair or the tigers?

Van Damme is weird enough to pose for this one.