And then, just then, something strange happened. That crabby, who'd hated every comic he'd seen, why his penis grew three sizes! To him, this was obscene!
He leapt and he bounded, down mountain and hill, to tell the Strippers of Stripville! He jumped in the air with such wonderful glee, who could deserve a new penis, who else but he?
He showed it off proudly and managed to smile. For once in his life, things seemed most worthwile! But this wouldn't last, as you know, crabby had no reason for games in the snow. He'd robbed and he'd pilfered each stripper's great joy, bringing them down like a spoiled little boy.
He fretted and worried, no Holiday this year! For crabby had brought nothing but sadness and jeer! But at last, he thought of a plan, a wonderful, beautiful, stripperful plan!
He brought all the strippers together at once, Kajun and Kaufman, that wonderful putz! He stood up tall and opened his yip, "For one more insult!" the strippers did quip.
But no, not this time. Not any of the sort! This time his mouth opened to speak a report! He bid fair tidings and joy to all around, and all the fair strippers were stunned at the sound!
"Is this crabby? Our crabby?" They all started to think, but it was, it was him, as sure as his stink! Crabby was good, if just for a day, for Christmas eve, his insults would stay!
So thus ends the story, of a Grinch Stripper named crabby and the strippers he hates. Stay tuned next year, when it becomes real, dear mates!