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Spankling
October 8, 2001 2:26 PM

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 8, 2001 2:31 PM

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Confucius , he say Nads trapped in blender is bad".

"Dammit. I had 50,000 t-shirts saying 'Big Mac - Home Run king'"

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boorite
October 8, 2001 3:04 PM

Jackie Chan's punk-ass nephew in Legend of the Drunken Dipshit.

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boorite
October 8, 2001 3:43 PM

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boorite
October 8, 2001 3:45 PM

That pic came out a lot scarier than I thought it would.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 8, 2001 3:50 PM

"TOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

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Spankling
October 8, 2001 4:00 PM

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[boo's img]YOINKS![/boo's img]
Yow that looks painful!

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attitudechicka
October 8, 2001 4:37 PM

"Do you see it, Doc?"

"Do you even realize how much mace stings?"

Another example of a "happy" customer at K-Mart.

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NastyPope
October 8, 2001 5:07 PM

-Noriuki was more than happy to burp the Japanese alphabet for the tourists

-In a drunken stupor Iron Chef Junk Food demonstrated how he earned his prestigious position.

-Director "ok, Johnny, show us your 'being cornholed' face"

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crabby
October 8, 2001 5:09 PM

----Is that Jim Lee?

----TOBOR!! He say he be gentle but then he get all ganster on my asshole!

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bunnerabb
October 8, 2001 5:12 PM

Consumer reaction to their new "Jalapeno Suppositories" pretty much put Wang Inc.'s health products division out of business forever.

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bunnerabb
October 8, 2001 5:20 PM

Pic 2

"Oh, honey! This strap-on is just wonderful! Thank you!! Thank you!! Ohhhhhhh, Gaahhhhd!!!"

"JUST.... HURRY.... THE FUCK.... UP!"

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Drexle
October 8, 2001 5:32 PM

quote:
That pic came out a lot scarier than I thought it would.

I'm curious what picture the woman in the back came from... that's just a damn freaky picture on the whole.

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gabe_billings
October 8, 2001 8:15 PM

You know what's interesting? The fucker that owns gabe.com lives right here in Cleveland. I'm planning on tacking the bastard down and stealing the domain but I need to wait until bunner gets back into town so I can use him as a shield.

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bunnerabb
October 8, 2001 8:27 PM

quote:
I need to wait until bunner gets back into town so I can use him as a shield.

Get yo mama to push the car.

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boorite
October 9, 2001 9:00 AM

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I'm curious what picture the woman in the back came from... that's just a damn freaky picture on the whole.

It's from the crowning of some beauty queen, Miss America I think. She looks like she's right freakin'.

quote:
I'm planning on tacking the bastard down

Use roofing tacks.

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DexX
October 9, 2001 10:03 AM

Is that original pic from "Eric Does An Emotion"?

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ObiJo
October 9, 2001 10:27 AM

(I hate scrolling.)

- "YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS!"

- "Oh, poppycock, I seem to have spilled some seltzer on my polo shorts."

- Though RCA will never tell you about it, 1 in 1000 will have a violent allergic reaction to the Who's on First skit.

- Ansel Adams' Jerking in the Bathroom when your Mom Walks in.

- "Lighter to Nutsack! King me!" This was a hell of a game they'd taught him in his drunken stupor.

Don't read the next one if you have a soul.

- Three hours earlier: "Jeffrey Dahmer, what a pretty name."

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DexX
October 9, 2001 10:44 AM

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- Three hours earlier: "Jeffrey Dahmer, what a pretty name."
Mate, you are going to hell twice.

But then again, so am I. After all, I made the following picture. I have titled it "RARRR! TOBOR TRIES SOMETHING NEW!"

WARNING! Not for the faint-hearted!

I seriously considered not posting that after I made it. It's a bit strong even for this site, I think. Still, how could I resist being the first to draw Tobor's hydraulic schlong?

Even so, my sincere apologies to anyone who was offended by that.

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krinkle
October 9, 2001 10:55 AM

i always imagined it had pistons and shock absorbers and it's own GPS system...

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Drexle
October 9, 2001 10:58 AM

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i always imagined it had pistons and shock absorbers and it's own GPS system...


And hydraulic jackhammering action.

No, I'm not offended, but I'm sure I could have lived without that picture.

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ObiJo
October 9, 2001 11:04 AM

Damn, Tobor has little squirrel nuts.

That was great, but I would have given him this facial expression of NastyPope's:

Or maybe this one if he was really into the shit, you know:

If you used the last one, you could have titled the picture This is what ears are for!

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DexX
October 9, 2001 11:10 AM

Damn! I just realised that his cheek should be bulging out. Shit, that would only have taken a moment to do, as well. Oh well...

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NastyPope
October 9, 2001 11:38 AM

I always imagined Tobor's schlong to be bigger. Perhaps his chest opens up and this 3 foot monster extends down and locks into place.

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DexX
October 9, 2001 11:42 AM

It's actually eight feet long and double-jointed - that poor bloke is being cornholed in reverse.

...hence the bulging eyes.

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