Now once you invade the terrorists' headquarters, you stick your heads in their crotches and sniff, making them all embarrassed and uncomfortable.

Shut up! I just leveled my Wartotle and it's evolving.

"So, what makes you two think you're qualified to be Suprme Court judges?"

"George Bush Doesn't Care about Black Dogs!"

"Your next target is a man named Ted Kennedy."

"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to collect the presidential mail on a daily basis."