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Kaenash
December 20, 2005 4:33 PM

I say it is not true!

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boorite
December 20, 2005 4:35 PM

It's not even a coherent truth proposition, so how can it be not true?

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Kaenash
December 20, 2005 4:42 PM

To properly argue, on the internet I shall have to create a long and boring response that no one will read. To do so, I must begin to quote your response. I shall do so with one word at a time, until the argument builds up enough steam that I can go to phrases or complete sentences.

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It's

Your heritage is of speculative origins, and I believe your punctuation to be inferior to my own. Therefore I shall conclude that my argument is stronger than your own.

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not

not rhymes with snot.

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even

I say odd!

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a

I think you were looking for "A" there.

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coherent

more like a cohe-RANT!

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truth

TRUTH? you can't handle the truth, or that new BBQ onion ring burger by Burger King.

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proposition

That is what your mom accepts.

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so

SOLO? Han Solo? you star wars nerd.

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how

Okay, now even I am bored. Your turn.

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HCRoyall
December 20, 2005 4:49 PM

You're all wrong.

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boorite
December 20, 2005 5:01 PM

You have taken every one of my quotes out of context and smell like a cheesewheel fermenting in a damp cave full of goats suffering from intestinal disorders.

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To properly argue,

Oh that's hilarious coming from a guy who soaks his loofa sponge in used fryer grease.

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on the internet I shall have to (snip)

Your longstanding and documented practice of soliciting sexual favors from minors is remarkable but of no relevance to the current discussion, whose subject I seem to have forgotten.

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Your heritage is of speculative origins, and I believe your punctuation to be inferior to my own. Therefore I shall conclude that my argument is stronger than your own.


This argument reeks of sentimental narcissism and patchouli.

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not rhymes with snot.


I never claimed it didn't. I would call this a red herring if herrings were the size of the Exxon Valdez and instead of spewing out oil they spewed out millions of gallons of more red herrings.

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I say odd!


Cite?

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I think you were looking for "A" there.


Read the QWERTY FAQ before posting this drivel, n00b.

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TRUTH? you can't handle the truth, or that new BBQ onion ring burger by Burger King.


As if this is evidence of anything but my aversion to parasitic infestation.

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Okay, now even I am bored.

Yes, and I note how nicely you avoided answering my question, which, if you'll kindly recall, concerned the Admiralty's alleged penchant for mineral water and handcrafted bondage gear.

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HCRoyall
December 20, 2005 5:17 PM

I'm not even going to bother listing my points out in such a childish matter, because it is obvious that you zealots will only take everything out of context. Let it simply be said that Empire is clearly the best movie of the original Star Wars trilogy.

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ivytheplant
December 20, 2005 5:31 PM

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I'm not even going to bother listing my points out in such a childish matter, because it is obvious that you zealots will only take everything out of context. Let it simply be said that Empire is clearly the best movie of the original Star Wars trilogy.

And I say you're an unwashed heathen who knows nothing of real cinema. I would list a bunch of highbrow movie titles that exemplify quality and creativity in the world, but that would merely fry your fragile little mind.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to do than argue with retards on the internet. Highbrow things that you couldn't possibly begin to understand with your primitive brain.

Plebians. Blech.

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HotRodDeathToll
December 20, 2005 5:43 PM

Watch the argument sketch by Monty Python and then you will understand what real argueing is about, internet or none.

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ivytheplant
December 20, 2005 5:45 PM

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Watch the argument sketch by Monty Python and then you will understand what real argueing is about, internet or none.

Nuh-uh.

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The_young_scot
December 20, 2005 5:47 PM

Yes it is!

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ivytheplant
December 20, 2005 5:55 PM

Is not.

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HCRoyall
December 20, 2005 6:03 PM

I know you are but what am I?

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mandingo
December 20, 2005 6:05 PM

let's not forget we discussed it once before in this thread

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boorite
December 20, 2005 7:31 PM

quote:
I'm not even going to bother listing my points out in such a childish matter, because it is obvious that you zealots will only take everything out of context.

You won't list your so-called points because you don't have any and if you did you couldn't spell them properly or type them on your WebTV because you're a gaseous alien head from the Crab Nebula.

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Let it simply be said that Empire is clearly the best movie of the original Star Wars trilogy.

How dare you claim that God does not exist!

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Hari_Nezumi
December 20, 2005 7:52 PM

I say it's true! And you know what? I sticking by my opinion because GODDAMMIT I MATTER IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kaenash
December 20, 2005 9:07 PM

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However, it is beyond doubt that, to prove any thing, there must be some premises, some assumptions. The assumption behind all of Science is that if something is true, there must be experimental evidence of it. Even Science which many believe in, has its assumptions. The difference between Science and Religion then, is only that the assumptions behind Science are very "natural" to believe.


Not true!

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In the argument that follows, there will be assumptions. But these assumptions too are very natural to believe, as natural as those of Science. One should not disregard its validity, merely because it is not based on the same assumptions as those of Science. Here is the argument:


Pure myth!

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The intuitive principle that we always access in order to determine the truth of individual propositions, I call as Truth (with the upper-case T). Truth is unchanging, eternal, omnipresent and is the basis of all that exists. To see that this is true, consider anything that "changes". For example think of water turning to ice. First, there was something which appeared to be liquid. Then we thought that the "truth" is that, it is liquid. Then something happened and now it appears to be solid. Now we think that it is solid. But really liquid and solid are only appearances. The actual substance present there is neither liquid nor solid. It is something else. The actual substance present there has not changed. "Truth" has not changed. Note that by saying that solid and liquid are "mere appearances", it is not meant that they don't exist. It means that they exist relative to some unchangeable substance, of which both are composed. They cannot exist independant of that unchangeable substance.


Absolute fiction!

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Since this argument can be applied to anything that changes, it follows that there must be something unchanging, behind everything that changes. In the same manner, whenever we observe a "difference" between two entities (objects, concepts, or anything else), there must be some underlying unity between them. For example, we see the colours "red" and "blue" as different. But there is some underlying similarity between them, in that, both are colours. Both red and blue are appearances of the same fundamental entity, colour. What is the similarity between a song and a chair, you may ask. A song is an object that can be perceived through the ear, a chair through the eye - both are sense-objects. This may appear to stretch it too far. But really, it shows that the very fact that we can perceive two different things means that there must be some underlying similarity between them.


Poppycock, I say!

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Thus there is something which remains same whenever anything changes. Behind every form, there exists the same entity. The very fact that a particular form exists implies that that entity is present in it. That entity is Truth. This then is the proof that Truth is unchanging, eternal, omnipresent and is the basis of all that exists. Infact this may be taken as the definition of Truth.

Pure speculation!

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As we delve deeper into physics, we observe that all objects are made of the same particles. Energy and matter can be produced from one another. Matter results in "curved space". Space and time are actually not separate, but part of the same thing called as space-time. Hence even Science supports the view that there is one unchanging substance and everything else is an appearance of it. However one should not rely solely on scientific theories since they are bound to change. They are also based on assumptions, which are based on our notion of Truth. The above argument hence, provides a more direct way of achieving the same result. The argument will not change, whatever may happen to Science.

Bullshit!

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HotRodDeathToll
December 20, 2005 9:09 PM

Shutup.

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Kaenash
December 21, 2005 8:30 AM

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biped
December 21, 2005 8:46 AM

Burger King has a new BBQ onion ring burger? I am so there.

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ivytheplant
December 21, 2005 12:15 PM

Losers.

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HCRoyall
December 21, 2005 1:00 PM

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Losers.
Now, that's just not nice.

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ivytheplant
December 21, 2005 3:01 PM

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Now, that's just not nice.

Nice girls finish last.

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HCRoyall
December 21, 2005 3:09 PM

quote:
quote:
Now, that's just not nice.

Nice girls finish last.
That's because nice guys are done too quick.

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Kaenash
December 22, 2005 9:05 AM

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Burger King has a new BBQ onion ring burger? I am so there.

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HotRodDeathToll
December 22, 2005 5:13 PM

A baby says shut the fuck up!

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bunnerabb
December 22, 2005 6:56 PM

]

"Oi firmly believe in smashing two bricks togevah!"

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ArtemisStrong
December 22, 2005 7:10 PM

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I'm not buying it.

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"Oi firmly believe in smashing two bricks togevah!"

You obviously don't have a clue what you're talking about.

[hr]I would have to say instead:

"I have the power to bring back life to dead tissue!"

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LuckyGuess
December 22, 2005 8:20 PM

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I question the credibility of said 'turd' and therefore your entire argument. Ergo, your point is rendered moot by the stunning lack of credible evidence. Your methods are inpromtu and ephemeral, and henceforth cannot be considered as astute or correct by any means of the hominid cranial system. Bitch.

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Kaenash
December 25, 2005 12:44 PM

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I question the credibility of said 'turd' and therefore your entire argument. Ergo, your point is rendered moot by the stunning lack of credible evidence. Your methods are inpromtu and ephemeral, and henceforth cannot be considered as astute or correct by any means of the hominid cranial system. Bitch.

Indubitably, my good man, I do agree whole heartedly that you have derived an infallible conclusion to wit, that there cannot be any denial.

So to further the argument, I must add;

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HCRoyall
December 25, 2005 4:30 PM

The above post is an invalid argument because it did not contain people with the genetic condition known as dwarfism.

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LuckyGuess
December 26, 2005 6:19 PM

He's holding a soft drink, and therefore a turd. Since we have well established that turds have no credibility, our negro friend falls into the void of mooted points.

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Kaenash
December 27, 2005 9:19 AM

Macintosh is better than PC!

(not really, I just feel like arguing on the internet about something pointless)

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ivytheplant
December 27, 2005 9:25 AM

Of course it's better than PC.

But cats are much better pets than wildebeests. Anyone who thinks different is a communist.

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LuckyGuess
December 27, 2005 10:29 AM

Communists ARE wildebeasts. I think that's always been clear.

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boorite
December 27, 2005 5:36 PM

VALID:
All widebeests are Communists.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

INVALID:
All Communists are widebeests.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

Fallacy of the undistributed middle.

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ArtemisStrong
December 27, 2005 6:31 PM

quote:
VALID:
All widebeests are Communists.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

INVALID:
All Communists are widebeests.
LuckyGuess is a wildebeest.
Therefore, LuckyGuess is a Communist.

Fallacy of the undistributed middle.



I'm sorry, but that was not posted in 10-point Helvetica script. AUTOMATIC FORFEIT!

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boorite
December 27, 2005 6:42 PM

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I'm sorry, but that was not posted in 10-point Helvetica script. AUTOMATIC FORFEIT!

The font is set by the stripcreator forums engine and is not a quality that inheres to the post itself. Indeed, one could "post" a message in Helvetica, and it would still come out Verdana because of the forums program. Other intervening variables include the available fonts on the viewer's PC and the preferences set in his browser. Thus, we can infer nothing about the message from the font in which it is displayed. Therefore you are a big Communist poopyhead.

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Kaenash
December 28, 2005 9:53 AM

but you have to admit, that Sony PS2 is better than Sony PS1!

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Chuckaduck
December 28, 2005 10:05 AM

Though it could be said the later PS1 consoles are more compact than the PS2, therefore more ideal for space conservation.

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Kaenash
December 28, 2005 10:09 AM

but 2 is a higher number than 1!

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Chuckaduck
December 28, 2005 10:28 AM

But 2 is not a winner.

Nothing beats being number 1.

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Kaenash
December 28, 2005 10:33 AM

But One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!

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The_young_scot
December 28, 2005 10:38 AM

2 can be as bad as 1

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UnknownEric
December 28, 2005 11:11 AM

My lucky number's one.

(eee-ooo-eee-ooo)

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boorite
December 28, 2005 2:54 PM

A has sadness x, where A = "no" and x is greater than or equal to the sadness of any experience you will ever know.

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Kaenash
December 28, 2005 3:08 PM

The card game "Uno" sucks

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mandingo
December 28, 2005 4:37 PM

quote:
A has sadness x, where A = "no" and x is greater than or equal to the sadness of any experience you will ever know.
for time values, t, such that:

since you went away <= t <= present

B != C

where:

B = it

and

C = good

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DragonXero
December 28, 2005 5:34 PM

20: Goto 10

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mandingo
December 28, 2005 8:01 PM

WHILE location = Reno DO
    Ignore mom
    Shoot a man
    Watch him die

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boorite
December 28, 2005 8:19 PM

for ($x = 0; $x < 19; $x++) {
said ("na");
}

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