"I...I'm sorry Mr Elephant. I didn't mean to jizz on your face...it was an accident! No.. please! Here...take my baby instead!"

"Dumbo ate my baby!"

I love people! Especially the ones that come in bite size!

"Here to hold this baby for me please. I must go outsource some more american jobs for a fraction of the cost, then later I will make three more babies."

...and tentacle porn was born

Purple chick in the background: "I leave that poo-tard in charge of the kid for 2 minutes while I rub the skid marks out of his shorts and he's feeding it to a elephant!?!"

I dub thee Sir Pachyderm of the Wu-Tang Clan.

quote:

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Purple chick in the background: "I leave that poo-tard in charge of the kid for 2 minutes while I rub the skid marks out of his shorts and he's feeding it to a elephant!?!"

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You got a big red X.