dam she ugly

*In an overly patient voice* Yes, Martin, we KNOW. That's the POINT. But you must make a FUNNY and CLEVER caption.
And in case you don't UNDERSTAND, I think you're a CUNT. And having ME on YOUR favorites list, doesn't help my RATING.

Somebody give this kid a diploma.

Me?

I learned how to stroke it like this... a gentle grip... flexible wrist... smile like an idiot... and he will come like a volcano every time! I'm going to sign up for the advanced course next!

"Mmmmmmmmm... Rooooooofies..."

Cindy didn't really NEED methadone, but.. free is free.

"Raise your hand if despite all evidence to the contrary, you still feel george bush is an honest politician who has chosen the only, and absolute last course of action which was War in Iraq. That it is not only just that we be holding prisoners for the last three years and not providing them protection as civil or military, and not even held accountable to list their names. Also if you believe that Jesus and Satan must be real, but Santa Claus and Easter Bunny are clearly just made up bullshit."

Typical American who watches all the CSI shows unaware they are simply deritive bullshit raises hand feebly in a frustrated and confused stupor.

"See...we still have support. Lets invade Iran now."

Two words for you: open bar.

I'm a little crack pot
short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my...awww...fuck it!

I always liked this chick when she played the mom on "Malcolm in the middle"

Worst puppet show ever.

Karen's Hand finally had to admit it to itself: "I am attached to an idiot."

and who that?

"Sally, did you really have to swallow the whole bottle of prozac?"

i need pop to drink!

"MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT!"

Straight from the family photo album of Alfred E. Neuman.

later her friends devised the plan to hit her over the head with a rock, hoping to reverse the effect of the foul ball