And that's with a broad-band connection.

"Help me, OB/GYN, you're my only hope!"

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"Help me, OB/GYN, you're my only hope!"

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It was like a Twilight Zone Episode, but updated.

In the year 2011 War had finally destroyed all of humanity. All that was left was Gabriel and his massive porn collection he had been saving off the internet on DVD by the Gigabyte since the late 90s.

Sadly, now with all the time in the world to masturbate to that pornography, he found he had accidentally overwritten every file with this stupid fluff picture.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Each accessory features a sleek design, and remote-controlled vibration!

It's amazing the things you can buy when you don't have a girlfriend.

"...and thanks to this technology, we can actually see the last thing grandpa witnessed before his fatal heart attack."

"Our new model features a keyboard that's much easier to clean jizz from."

New from Macintosh; A computer with a slick interface, awesome graphics and is years ahead of traditional IBM based PCs.

Unfortunately, you can only run 8 games, most of which are lame and a few photo editing applications that run exactly the same on a traditional IBM based PC. Also you can pay 99 cents to download music from our site, when you can get unlimited from another for a flat fee.

BUY IT NOW!

New from Dell: Another shitty computer that looks pretty and needs a new motherboard one month after purchase! But wait! It also offeres a limited warranty that covers absolutely nothing! And it's perfectly set up to play all the latest and greatest games, even if you're one of those people who doesn't give a rat's ass about games!

But it has lasers. So nothing else matters.

New from Commodore:

Dell has PCs set up to play great games? kick ass!

Ah got a girl in pink underpants on mah computer screen! A purty one!

Looks like the projector unit requires 4 D's....

"Hey, this isn't my Yoga program! Goddamn computer..."

I hope I'm not the only one who knows exactly what site that picture is from...