Yeah, I know, I've owed you a World's Worst contest for an eon or two, but you see, I was sitting on the toilet and my gluteus got fused for a couple months, and ...

No, that's not it. I just wasn't very inspired. Until I wrote this comic today:

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And then I said to myself, there's an idea for WW 42. As my first paragraph alluded, we're going to play:

World's Worst Case of "Too Much Information"

Special possible bonus: We're getting very close to Comic 333333; might it be yours?

I'll judge whenever I can extricate myself from this seat.

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One of these is more realistic than the other.

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I apologize.

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I meant I apologize to Kaufman. Everyone else can just deal.

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This one was based on listening to Howard Bloom's analysis of Osama bin Laden's offer of a truce on Coast to Coast AM.

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In the hopefully unlikely event that the woman who inspired this strip reads it, notices her resemblance to asiangirl2, and figures out who I am, let me just mention that this was a lampoon, not real-life.

the triumphant return of the guy no one cares about.

woo.

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Just when you thought this series was dead ...

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... you were probably right.

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So, kaufman...

Find enclosed: one less-than-scientifically-accurate comic from a relatively new guy. Enjoy!

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Good job, everyone, but of course the prize has to be given to ivytheplant, who had so much material to work with.