*funky bassline starts to play*

Cop: Well well well what do we have here? Is that a firearm in your pants?

Man: Keep searching officer we'll see if it goes off.

*huge orgy starts*

"i gotcha all dead to rights, but luckily you had the foresight to bring along a black friend. the rest of you kids can go."

Plato's allegory of the cave, the movie. (the drug bust, which followed directly after the car chase and love scene)

"First I search the nigger, then the rest of you can go free."

Now you know why they named him "Frisky"

Fido was kinkier than most. Not satisfied with just humping strangers' legs, he insisted on weird roleplay scenarios...

"I need backup to cavity search the dog."

In a desperate bid to stop the orphanage wall falling, the usually-racist Officer Kophski and his usually-racist dog 'Mofo' lend their strength to the support of the collapsing panel.

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Officer Kophski searches a local street gang and their dog for evidence that they are the notorious 'Diarrhoea Bandits'...

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Fido was kinkier than most. Not satisfied with just humping strangers' legs, he insisted on weird roleplay scenarios...

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