As in, what the internet has done to inspire...

Let that be a lesson ladies. If you don't take care of those green spider-veins early they take over.

This is what happens when you piss off the Japanese cousins of the Hulk.

men wear them around their waist and refer to them as "Mah Boys!"

Thoughtful doctors recommend NextChestâ„¢ fashion accessories for all their pre-op trannies.

o/` Do your boobs hang low, do they bobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? ...

Spankling was so stubborn as a child, these were the only floaties his parents could get him into

A shot from a climactic scene in the forgotten 1967 Toho horror film Boobs from Space.

Not to be used as a flirtation device