HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROSSEYES! I HOPE THAT GIFT OF 1000 BRONZING PILLS DIDN'T TURN YOUR SKIN ORANGE

"Hiyee! I'm Mindy? Ok? These are my norks! This is my cake! It's so awesome? OMG! .. .. Hiyee!"

Happy Birthday you "cute" hunchback.

I like how it seems her hair is fucked up. She seems to be overly tanned, certainly not by intention. She is standing in front of a bag of garbage that no one has taken out in what appears to be one of those apartments that has no furniture in it and a bunch of crap laying around. The crossed-eyes are bonus points. It reminds me of home.

i'd do her

but i'd be thinking of you while i was

Someone please make her jump back in the cake!

Cindy the Performing Bulimic - "See, not a single bitemark on the cake!"

The town's firehall was being used for a wedding reception, so the Scoliosis Fund-Raising Bakesale was held in a desolate apartment filled with trash.