Okay, how to describe this thing?

You know how in wedding announcements you sometimes get folks with last names like Annette Cox and George Graber? They list it in newspapers like:
Cox-Graber
and immature people like myself chuckle.

Well, what if any two people (or things) could get married? How would that look? How many "perfect matches" are out there? Here's a couple of examples:

If famous letter-turner Vanna married soul singer Otis, you'd get a
White-Redding
(for the Billy Idol fans out there)

If NASCAR driver Boris married six degrees of separation actor Kevin, you'd get
Said-Bacon

That's all I've got for now.

One more...
If a boring metal band married Kurdt Cobain's wife's band, you'd get
Korn-Hole

If Senta Berger married Stephen King, you'd get
Berger-King

That's all I got.

Adam Ant marries Faith Hill.
Ant-Hill

If Aimee Mann copulated with Australian tv reporter Ernie Dingo, you'd get the abominable creation:

Mann-Dingo

Actor Ricky Lix and actress Jennifer Butt.
Lix-Butt

Actor Leny Suck and Actor Michael De Cock have a fitting relationship with:
Suck-De Cock

Courteney Cox and David Zucker!

Cox-Zucker

Sarah Dicken (Writer, Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls, 1988) and fellow horror writer Dean Koontz.

Dicken-Koontz

Actor Jason Tea and voice actress Wendy Bagger.
Tea-Bagger

Composer Helen Mastor and actor Scott Bate.
Mastor-Bate

Producer Leena Kaján and actor Tony Balls make a new baby with:
Kaján-Balls

Actor Fabio Testi and actor writer Andrew Cull only have one:
Testi-Cull

British actress Betty Boo and actress Carolyne Wright have hot lesbian sex as:
Boo-Wright

Actor Jason Scott lives in sin with Steven Lee Burright, art department in The Christopher Lowell Show to become:
Scott Burright
(okay, so that one was too easy)

Elisabeth Chode (aka Ashlee Simpson...I am NOT making this up!) and actor James Warrior come together to create The Chosen One, aka:
Chode-Warrior

If the The Japanese Monster "Mothra" and the fictional character from the movie "Meet the Fockers" named Greg Focker were to marry, that would be "Mothra-Focker", assuming of course that Mothra is female.

Then if Mothra-Focker were to meet the fictional mobster from the movie Johnny Dangerously Roman Troy Moronie, Roman would say;

"You farking corksucker, you are an ice-hole you mother fucker!"[/i}
(because he would mispronounce, mothra-focker)

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If Aimee Mann copulated with Australian tv reporter Ernie Dingo, you'd get the abominable creation:

Mann-Dingo

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I see at least ivy and boo enjoy the game.

As Mothra was always attended by two tiny Japanese women, I'd say either, "She's a lucky lesbian!" or, "He's The Mack!"

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If King Crimson married King Missile...
Crimson-Missile

If Hoobastank married Don Ho...
Stank-Ho

Denver Nugget head coach George wed to immortal Groucho gives
Karl-Marx

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The Perfect Match

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If Wnada Sykes married John Hughes, got a divorce and married Henry Kissinger, she'd be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.

If a counselor at the high school I went to married her husband (which she did) and then for some ungodly reason decieded to hyphenate her name (which she did) it would be (and is)
Mrs. Cox-Johnson

She had people call her "Ms. CJ" as if that would somehow excuse the worst decision of her life.

Not clever, but true.

If prolific television director Asaad married a bottle of mouthwash...
Kelada-Scope

If film director Sophia married Worldchanger reverend Creflo, you'd get a
Coppola-Dollar

If stupid femininst Naomi Wolf married funny comedian Andy Dick, you'd have a Wolf-Dick.

If Ivonna Cadaver married singer Neil Diamond, divorced him, married golfer Jack Nicklaus, divorced him, and married football player James Darling, she'd be
Ivonna Diamond Nicklaus, Darling.

That's
Ivonna Diamond Nicklaus, Darling.

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That's
Ivonna Diamond Nicklaus, Darling.

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Ummm... what are you implying? :P

if Alice shu'thefu'up married kaenash, it would be shu'thefu'up-kaenash. and that's what we need.