I remember when I was an eleven year old girl and this nice policeman came to my school and told us, "The first thing you want to do on an internet website is post a picture of yourself in a pretty dress. That way, the 'weirdos' and 'pervos' know to stay the goshdarn heck away. Then give out personal information and you'll make plenty of new friends in no time." Weeks later, the FBI found my limbless torso in the dumpster behind the mall. The crime remains unsolved to this day. I am speaking to you from heaven. Say "no" to the internet.
Patti and Sally enjoyed standing at the really dangerous intersection where you could often witness the most ghastly and blood-drenched automobile collisions imaginable.