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Injokester
February 14, 2006 8:23 AM

I spent most of the day getting ready. I cleaned the house, went out and bought a new shirt, got a ton of flowers and candles, and got everything I needed to make dinner. My girlfriend Alice was asleep all day since she works nights, so I had everything ready to surprise her when she woke up.

She got up around 4pm, and came out to see the flowers and everything set up. We jumped in the shower together and I got out first and told her to get out in about 5 minutes and put on her best clothes.

She came out to find me waiting in the loungeroom in my tux, holding 2 glasses and a bottle of champagne.

I turned on the stereo, which I'd set up to play our song; Sinatra's 'Someone to watch over me'. We slow danced for a while, and we exchanged our gifts. She gave me some small sentimental gifts, a silver ring that she had engraved with our initials (she got 2, one for each of us), a copy of the Kama Sutra and a large box of condoms.

I then told her to stand up, moved in close and said the following. (for this to make sense you have to know that whenever I'm watching a movie/listening to music and I hear her coming I always pause it).

Alice, my beloved angel, the last three and a half years can be described as nothing short of the best years of my life. I can’t even begin to express how much I love you, how much happiness you bring me every time you walk into the room. It might only seem like I’m pausing the dvd, but what I’m really doing is pausing everything, the whole world, in expectation of that one perfect moment when I get to see your beautiful smile again. You’re everything I want or could ever want in this world, and I can’t even imagine the rest of my life without you there beside me. No matter where life takes us, I know that if we’re together then everything will be wonderful. You’re everything to me, and I’d like nothing more than for us to spend the rest of our lives together.

At this point I got down on one knee and pulled out the ring.

Alice, my beautiful angel, will you marry me?

She was crying too much to say yes, but she nodded that she would. She was so overjoyed that she couldn't speak for about 5 minutes.

After that we danced some more, then went out on the balcony to pop the champagne. I then cooked dinner while she called just about everyone we know to tell them.

The 3 hours after dinner we sat out in the jacuzzi, drinking champagne, eating chocolate and working on pages 44 through 75.

Unfortunately Alice had to work tonight, so Valentines day is over for me. I hope the rest of you in different time zones have a great one though!!!


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biped
February 14, 2006 8:54 AM

Congratulations. Name your first kid after me.

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crabby
February 14, 2006 9:19 AM

You're marrying blt? Congrats!

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attitudechicka
February 14, 2006 9:26 AM

I really hate it when guys propose on Valentine's Day, but I really think you're a cool guy. This gives me conflicting feelings.

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LuckyGuess
February 14, 2006 9:44 AM

I hate Valentine's Day altogether. But you're cool and you did something worthwhile on it. So. Very. Conflicted.

Congratulations!

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The_young_scot
February 14, 2006 11:21 AM

Congratulations!

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boorite
February 14, 2006 1:27 PM

Love is a manly, splintered thing.

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BigFrank105
February 14, 2006 1:39 PM

Damn... I wish when I propose it can be as cool as that. I'll probably propose over an e-mail or something. But still, congrats!

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HotRodDeathToll
February 14, 2006 2:16 PM

Congrats

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not_Scyess
February 14, 2006 3:19 PM

I remember when I proposed.

However, I don't feel compelled to describe it in detail with pictures to a bunch of near-total strangers on the Internet. In fact, that's probably a good way to spell "DIVORCE."

Nevertheless, congrats. May your first child be a masculine child. (And if it is, I hope it's a boy.)

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Injokester
February 14, 2006 6:01 PM

Thanks everyone ^_^

quote:
I really hate it when guys propose on Valentine's Day, but I really think you're a cool guy. This gives me conflicting feelings.

Actually I agree with you for the most part, but I feel that these things should be tailored to the person involved, and I knew Alice would like it this way. I also went to great lengths to make sure she didn't see it coming.

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Inflatable_Man
February 14, 2006 6:11 PM

But-... But, Injokester... I-I was going to propose to YOU tonight.... :*-(

BLAST! That's what I get for waiting... now my love has left me for someone else.

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Injokester
February 14, 2006 6:32 PM

quote:
But-... But, Injokester... I-I was going to propose to YOU tonight.... :*-(

BLAST! That's what I get for waiting... now my love has left me for someone else.



You'll just have to wait until we get the second edition of the Kama Sutra, when they get into the freaky group shit.

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mandingo
February 14, 2006 7:39 PM

congratulations, injokegetoutnowrunlikehellster!

i'm so happy for you! marriage is such a wonderful institution! my wife scans these forums all the time and i'm sure she feels the same way!

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mandingo
February 14, 2006 7:45 PM

seriously though, congratulations :) you'll have to draw a bride character to go with the fuzzy groom so you can portray how everything went in a series titled "Fishing" for a Best Man"

that would be aweshesawthefirstoneit'stoolateformegetoutmangetoutnowsome!

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Twi_prime
February 14, 2006 10:01 PM

quote:
congratulations, injokegetoutnowrunlikehellster!

i'm so happy for you! marriage is such a wonderful institution! my wife scans these forums all the time and i'm sure she feels the same way!



Grooorrroowwwr! Regarding the scanning and the feeling, I do indeed! :) Love you, you Mandinginous cad.

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Twi_prime
February 14, 2006 10:02 PM

Well played, Injokester! Eternal happiness to you and your woman!

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boorite
February 14, 2006 10:24 PM

quote:
...I knew Alice would like it this way. I also went to great lengths to make sure she didn't see it coming.

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little_kitty
February 14, 2006 10:51 PM

quote:
quote:
...I knew Alice would like it this way. I also went to great lengths to make sure she didn't see it coming.



h4w!

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mandingo
February 14, 2006 11:03 PM

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Love you, you Mandinginous cad.
love you too, sweety. :)

but say no more lest crabby pants us and set us on fire

and lest Chuckaduck finds out i'm cheating on him

and lest i use the word lest 4 times in a post

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finn34
February 15, 2006 12:07 PM

337988

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User #52448
February 15, 2006 12:59 PM

ha ha , you both look like you have down syndrome!
gutted!

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mandingo
February 15, 2006 6:35 PM

you've changed biped! just like when superman grew a goatee and went around doing bad!

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DragonXero
February 15, 2006 9:10 PM

Or when Spock grew a beard and started causing havok.

Oh, wait.

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umfumdisi
February 15, 2006 11:31 PM

Heartfelt congratulations.

When's the date? I assume we're all invited since we were there for the Kama Sutra, sorry, proposal.

[hr]

I asked my wife to marry me on the observation deck at the top of the "chair lift" ride in Gatlinburg. I hate Gatlinburg, but that's where we happened to go on our first "real" date, so it was the appropriate place. Also, I believe I asked her the day before my birthday. Should have written that down or something.

And as her family is very old-fashioned, I had to then take her home, wait for her father to get home from work (late shift), and then ask him for her hand in marriage before we could officially celebrate.

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HotRodDeathToll
February 16, 2006 1:24 AM

quote:
ha ha , you both look like you have down syndrome!
gutted!

They can't help it, their from tasmania

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pita
February 16, 2006 3:40 AM

Marriage is an institution, indeed.
Congrats! I'm jealous.

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matclarke
February 16, 2006 8:27 AM

MAY GOD, and your wife, HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!!

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User #52448
February 16, 2006 11:55 AM

338128

i feel sorry for your kids

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boorite
February 16, 2006 4:04 PM

mattmallone is redbrute.

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ivytheplant
February 17, 2006 7:51 PM

A friend of mine said her boyfriend proposed by putting a diamond on his cock ring and asking for a blowjob.

She said yes.

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boorite
February 17, 2006 7:55 PM

I thought she said "ymmmfffs."

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mandingo
February 17, 2006 10:08 PM

quote:
A friend of mine said her boyfriend proposed by putting a diamond on his cock ring and asking for a blowjob.

She said yes.


that guy's a stud. i've only had my pinky ring inside her.

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mandingo
February 17, 2006 10:08 PM

just so that joke makes sense to mattmallone, let me explain that those two types of rings aren't synonomous to most of us

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Inflatable_Man
February 17, 2006 10:52 PM

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A friend of mine said her boyfriend proposed by putting a diamond on his cock ring and asking for a blowjob.

If he can fit a diamond ring around his schlong, then obviously this gentleman lacks what we in the business like to call "girth"

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ivytheplant
February 18, 2006 1:11 AM

No, he attached the diamond for her ring to his cock ring. Later he put it in a setting.

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Injokester
February 18, 2006 10:01 PM

Alice was proposed to by her last major boyfriend.

He hid the ring the water surrounding a fountain, then pushed her in and told her to look where he was pointing. I should add that this was in winter, and it gets pretty damn cold in Tasmania.

Her exact response was "fuck off you sick bastard".

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areallystupidguy
February 18, 2006 10:53 PM

All right! Go man go!

Congratulatory pendulums all around!

Aw yeah.

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BigFrank105
February 19, 2006 12:43 AM

ARSG knows how to celebrate!

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The_young_scot
February 19, 2006 7:39 AM

I propose we all get drunk, and naked.

In that order

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BigFrank105
February 19, 2006 9:21 AM

I propose the same thing but in reverse order.

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User #57357
February 19, 2006 9:47 AM

quote:
mattmallone is redbrute.

POSSUMS IS WORM TWO!!! LEWL!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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