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ivytheplant
February 14, 2006 2:15 PM

Bend Over Potion

A notorious potion of witchery that ensures those of the same sex will find you alluring and do as you say in the bedroom. This potion is imbued with the proper planetary energies sparking each herbal ingredient chosen for it's effect on your desired gender. Please tell whether you desire homosexual or lesbian love when ordering! This potion is very powerful. You may not want to use this potion on those who sexuality is undefined or undecided as it could harm emotionally. I assume no responsibility for those who purchase this potion to â€œchange the sexual orientation 'of their desired object of affection.

Can be found on Shawn Poirier's web site:
http://www.witchesofsalem.com/spells.php

He is what we in the pagan community call "a giant douchebag."

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boorite February 14, 2006 6:11 PM	Ye olde buttesecks magick.
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LuckyGuess February 14, 2006 6:34 PM	Fuck anthrax. I'm sending Bill O'Reilly an envelope full of that!
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Inflatable_Man February 14, 2006 7:42 PM	O'Reilly, I wish I could quit you...
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biped February 14, 2006 8:54 PM	I wish I could quit puppy loaf!
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Spankling February 14, 2006 10:44 PM	quote: I wish I could quit puppy loaf! Stop eating puppies. A day or so later, no more puppy loaf!
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mandingo February 14, 2006 11:19 PM	I wish I could quit feeling like a failure whenever I try something and don't succeed, but I can't. I try and try but I can't. I'm such a failure.
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mandingo February 14, 2006 11:20 PM	i used perfect capitalization on that so it can go directly to mass production for bumper stickers
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biped February 15, 2006 10:05 AM	I wish my "BUMPER STICKERS ARE FOR FAGS" bumper sticker had sold better. Or the one that says "MY WIFE HAS A BIG DICK."
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boorite February 16, 2006 4:25 PM	Or the one that says "KILL THE PIGS."
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mandingo February 17, 2006 4:41 PM	"Jews for Jihad"
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boorite February 17, 2006 7:08 PM	"Fuck the Pope."
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mandingo February 17, 2006 11:02 PM	"I Brake for Pedophilia"
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pita February 18, 2006 6:06 AM	"Get a REAL job... be a housewife!"
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bunnerabb February 18, 2006 8:30 AM	"My Other Car Is A Gas Guzzling Piece Of Shit, Too."
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UnknownEric February 18, 2006 9:34 AM	"I Own A Lawnmower... And I VOTE!"
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possums February 18, 2006 11:15 AM	quote: "Jews for Jihad" stop ripping off my jokes, dingo man
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theReverend February 18, 2006 1:30 PM	"Drill-Bit Cock on Board"
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possums February 18, 2006 4:04 PM	GOD DAMN IT!
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boorite February 19, 2006 1:59 AM	"My other car is a school bus full of weapons buried in my backyard."
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KajunFirefly February 19, 2006 2:07 AM	quote: "Fuck the Pope." You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers. Posters, t-shirts, tattoos...
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boorite February 19, 2006 2:20 AM	quote: quote: "Fuck the Pope." You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers. Posters, t-shirts, tattoos... What are they trying to do, start a war?
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KajunFirefly February 19, 2006 3:43 AM	quote: quote: quote: "Fuck the Pope." You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers. Posters, t-shirts, tattoos... What are they trying to do, start a war? Continue one.
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