Shhah, ya right. The Liger has been bred primarily for its skills in magic.

"Hello Ladies, Yes, I am single, and I have many skills with bo staff and nun-chucks."

if the gunfight method of solving disputes had persisted to current day, Kevin would now be reaching for his guns but grasping only the fact that his ADD was to be his undoing

Waldo was embarrased when a picture of him appeared on the internet that showed him sporting some serious wood.

"Yeah, it's my tree. You wanna make something out of it? My tree. Mine."

I blacked out and when I woke up I shit out those tree pieces.

Gosh Mr. Beaver, that was impressive.

"Look, Elder scrolls IV is too the best game ever...I'll kick your ass. c'mon Jimmy...its time for a dance off! you are going to get served!"