Dude -- If you were Pac-man, you'd gobble up rat turds instead of yellow pills. Seriously, dude. If you were Optimus Prime, you'd transform into a big pile of rusty junk.
But like, if I were a dinosaur, I'd be Awsome-o-saurus.
Dude, if you were on that one show, you would be that one guy that nobody likes. Dude, I take that back. They probably wouldn't even let you on that show.
I believe you meant to use "You're," which is a contraction of you and are, and not "your" which signifies possession. As in, "you're a worthless troll."
