If you go here :

http://www.myheritage.com/FP/Company/face_recognition.php?s=1&lang=EN

and upload a photo of yourself, they will use their amazing face-matching technology to tell you what celebrity(s) in their database you most closely resemble. (You have to register first, but you can type in a fake email address and stuff if you want to.)

Here is the actual list that I received:

Neal Stephenson
Kris Kristofferson
Richard Stallman
Spencer Tracy
Shoko Asahara
Ricky Ponting
Kevin Kline
Johnny Depp
John Bonham
Uday Hussein

I still think the celebrity I most resemble is the Comic Book Dude on "The Simpsons."

i did this awhile back and it came up with samuel l. jackson.

It said I looked 63% like Andre Citroen.

So I stuck a pic of Andre Citroen in there and found that he resembles Kris Kristofferson 67%, Anton Webern 64%, Chaim Herzog 62%, and himself 62%.

Therefore, I look more like Andre Citroen than Andre Citroen does.

Mark Wahlberg, Claudia Schiffer and Jean Claude Van Damme.

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Claudia frikkin Schiffer??

With one picture, I got:
Tata Young 46%
Zhang Ziyi 45%

A picture of me when I was 4 got:
Yuen Biao 74%
Hidetoshi Nakata 62%
Jonathan Rhys Meyers 50%
Michael Ballack 46%
Federico Fellini 46%
Kevin Bacon 46%
Paul Walker 46%

A picture of me in a tux and top hat got:
Cybill Shepherd 50%
Rene Goscinny 46%

A picture of me from 8 years ago in a bridesmaid dress got Hugo Chavez 58%, despite me being female, eons younger, with a different shaped nose, ears, eyes, head, lips, and better teeth. In a picture at the same wedding, taken minutes later, it says I look like Cybill Shepherd again. The girl getting married looks like Rudolph Valentino, apparently.

A picture I took a few years ago of me comes out as a bunch of asian men and women and a 12 year old.

My grandfather got Charles de Gaulle 70% and River Phoenix 50% and my grandmother got Ben Affleck 62%.

Conclusion, this thing doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about.

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Mark Wahlberg, Claudia Schiffer and Jean Claude Van Damme.

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Claudia frikkin Schiffer??

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My tits didn't get any recognizable results.

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My tits didn't get any recognizable results.

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73% Harry Connick
71% Cary Grant

"Judy, Judy, Judy..."

i did this thing a while back and used 2 different pics. the first one was from a couple of years back when i had my long hippie hair and it came up with the Undertaker from pro wrestling.
the one with my new shiny head looks like Richard Moll, "Bull" from nightcourt.

i miss my hair. kinda.

I was wearing a hat in one and it said that I had no matches. One hat and the whole system goes down the tubes.

Apparently, I look a bit like Nick Carter and Oscar Wilde. WTF? If I look like Nick Carter, why don't I get the pussy?

According to this I look:

67% Little Richie
63% Jeb Bush
64% Celine Dion
50% Mick Jager
50% Keira Knightley
49% Natalie Portman

This means I am either a really ugly dude or a really hot chick.

I put in a picture of the Bride of Frankenstein and got:

Bette Davis (74%)
Cindy Crawford (73%)
Alyssa Milano (73%)
Patsy Kensit (73%)
Frances McDormand (72%)
Judy Garland (71%)
Nastassja Kinski (71%)
Alicia Keys (71%)
Denise Richards (71%)

Enrico Fermi--68%
Jerry Bruckheimer--66%
Barack Obama--63% (black like me)
Shimon Peres--62%
Valery Gisgard d'Estaing--62% (I'm not that pruny)
Peter Sellars-61% (how can I look like a man of a thousand faces?)
Will Ferrell--59%
Agosto Pinochet--58% (another pruny white guy)
Jacques Brel-58% (we're alive and well)
Yves Montand--56% (third frenchman--my french ancestry must really show in my face)
Tony Danza--55%
Jared Leto--53% (any higher and I'd have to jerk off to myself)
Jacques Chirac--52%

Fuck all that.

The only thing I got was 72% Paul Allen from Microsoft. Which makes me very depressed.

Apparently I look like the following

Hugh Grant - 72%
Angelina Jolie -72%
Jennifer Jason Leigh - 66%
George Clooney - 64%
Heidi Klum - 64%
Cindi Crawford -63%
Tom Green - 63%
Heath Ledger - 63%
Michael Caine - 63%
Kylie Minogue - 63%

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The only thing I got was 72% Paul Allen from Microsoft. Which makes me very depressed.

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I also just realized that this would make me own the Trailblazers.

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Which is even more depressing.

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I said fuck that shit.

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I said fuck that shit.

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put a pic of my daughter and it came up shirley temple

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I said fuck that shit.

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No, you said "fuck all that."

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You'll be sorry you messed with me when your grandma turns up insulted.

I know what that means.

I'd be pretty surprised if my grandma turned up, period.

Gross.

Get a load of this mix!

Luciano Pavarotti 68%
Pedro Almodovar 68%
Annika Sorenstam 64%
Charles Manson 61%
Carrie Fisher 58%
Oprah Winfrey 53%
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(Another picture)
Samuel L. Jackson 62%
L. Ron Hubbard 60%
Kathleen Turner 57%
etc.
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