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dcomposed
March 31, 2006 4:27 PM

America. I remember a time when you guys couldn't wait to get foreigners in for cheap labour!

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BigFrank105
March 31, 2006 5:04 PM

/owned

Literally.

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biped
March 31, 2006 6:38 PM

Mexicans are already allowed to wander into America.

"Wadin' over the Rio Grande
They're comin' to America!
Packed like sar-dines in the back of a van
They're comin' to America!"

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boorite
March 31, 2006 9:23 PM

We let them in. They just have to pass a little initiation ritual.

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ArtemisStrong
April 1, 2006 12:56 PM

I think girls wander by mistake,
into the mess that scapels make.

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biped
April 1, 2006 1:50 PM

That's beautiful. Joyce Kilmer?

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little_kitty
April 1, 2006 2:07 PM

ha ha ha. Oh, Google.

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mandingo
April 1, 2006 4:50 PM

quote:
Mexicans are already allowed to wander into America.

"Wadin' over the Rio Grande
They're comin' to America!
Packed like sar-dines in the back of a van
They're comin' to America!"



in twenty oh six we took a little trip
along with a coyote to the town of Nogales
we took a little minivan and we took a couple beaners
and we caught border patrol with hookers on their weiners,

they fired their load and we kept a tunnelin
we went under the wall, an anxious off brown mob
they fired once more and we all began a runnin
into america and the promise of landscapin jobs

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boorite
April 1, 2006 5:31 PM

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Inflatable_Man
April 1, 2006 5:56 PM

I think that's the wittiest, truest thing dcomposed has ever said.

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attitudechicka
April 1, 2006 6:47 PM

I think the main problem is that they're piping their money back to Mexico, hurting the economy. At least that's what my republican source told me.

I say the more the merrier. Once, my dog peed on the tire of a car full of Mexicans. It would be sad if there were no more groups of 20+ Mexicans packed into a 5 seat car for my dog to pee on their tires.

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Inflatable_Man
April 1, 2006 7:03 PM

I hear illegal maids put out easy if you threaten to call immigration. lol

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DragonXero
April 1, 2006 7:54 PM

We import cheap products from everywhere, why not import cheap labor? It's all money going from Americans to other countries anyway.

International trade can benefit both nations.

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ivytheplant
April 1, 2006 8:27 PM

That's cause we're too busy exporting jobs.

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bunnerabb
April 1, 2006 11:17 PM

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I think the main problem is that they're piping their money back to Mexico, hurting the economy. At least that's what my republican source told me.

Like GM, Ford and Chrysler?

I don't see anybody kicking THEIR monkeyfucking, greedy asses out of the country.

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KajunFirefly
April 2, 2006 9:45 AM

Never mind Mexicans, I can't believe how easy it was for me to get into America.

If anything, you need stricter border controls.

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ivytheplant
April 2, 2006 1:22 PM

quote:
Never mind Mexicans, I can't believe how easy it was for me to get into America.

If anything, you need stricter border controls.



Are you kidding? We love the Scottish. The only people who don't are the moguls of Budweiser, Coors, etc.

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Kaenash
April 2, 2006 1:56 PM

If I were Karl Rove, I would invent issues like this to take our mind off the war in Iraq and the outsourcing of millions of IT jobs to India with Corporate Tax Breaks on top of it.

I do not give a shit about picking grapes and I think this issue is what is called a "smoke screen" to real ones. Sort of like how gay marriage crops up when they are tired of answering questions about real problems.

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Inflatable_Man
April 2, 2006 2:50 PM

But dem dern queers are gettin' married!! Who cares about Iraq, Katrina or illegal wire-taps! Faggots are gettin' married!!

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boorite
April 2, 2006 4:44 PM

They're a valuable labor pool, and because they're "illegal," the boss can keep them down in a world of shit, which lowers costs. Simple as that.

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boorite
April 2, 2006 5:05 PM

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They're a valuable labor pool

I meant Mexicans, not queers. Queers are an affront to the Lord. The Lord is up in Heaven all pissed off because of queers. Queers totally fuck up the Lord's day.

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Kaenash
April 2, 2006 5:39 PM

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They're a valuable labor pool, and because they're "illegal," the boss can keep them down in a world of shit, which lowers costs. Simple as that.

We have a lot of "GDC" contractors that our company loves, because they work for shit pay and work 10 hours a day without complaint.

They are 'legal' too. To me, those are the ones to be worried about, not tomato picking or land clearing jobs.

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The_young_scot
April 2, 2006 5:49 PM

quote:
I think Mexicans should be allowed to wander into...

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attitudechicka
April 3, 2006 7:45 AM

quote:
Never mind Mexicans, I can't believe how easy it was for me to get into America.

If anything, you need stricter border controls.



Coming December 31, 2006 "in light of recent terrorist attacks". Basically they're going to require a passport from Mexicans and Canadians entering the country and for Americans reentering the country.

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Chuckaduck
April 3, 2006 8:54 AM

More Mexicans means more homemade chile relleno.

Bring those beautiful sons-of-bitches on!

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UnknownEric
April 3, 2006 11:10 AM

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More Mexicans means more homemade chile relleno.
FUCK YEAH!

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boorite
April 3, 2006 12:58 PM

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mandingo
April 3, 2006 2:59 PM

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I hear illegal maids put out easy if you threaten to call immigration.
'illegal maids' is my #1 limewire search

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Never mind Mexicans, I can't believe how easy it was for me to get into America.

we let scots in to boost morale. kind of like how paraplegics hang posters of quadraplegics

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They're a valuable labor pool

I meant Mexicans, not queers. Queers are an affront to the Lord. The Lord is up in Heaven all pissed off because of queers. Queers totally fuck up the Lord's day.
i'd love to get a mormon high on acid and say 'jesus just came out to God' then dive behind a bunker and just watch

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More Mexicans means more homemade chile relleno.
more homemade chile relleno means more flatulence

more flatulence means more Beano sales

more Beano sales means a better economy

a better economy means more jobs

more jobs means more mexicans.

economists call this the Beano-Wetback Principle

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boorite
April 4, 2006 3:32 AM

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mandingo
April 4, 2006 4:50 PM

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boorite
April 4, 2006 4:55 PM

I have decided to worship that image for exact;y 7 minutes 34 seconds.

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kaufman
April 4, 2006 7:47 PM

quote:
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Never mind Mexicans, I can't believe how easy it was for me to get into America.

If anything, you need stricter border controls.



Coming December 31, 2006 "in light of recent terrorist attacks". Basically they're going to require a passport from Mexicans and Canadians entering the country and for Americans reentering the country.
Fuckers forget how they and/or their ancestors got into this country in the first place.

Give me your tired, your poor, and take these xenophobes in exchange. Please!

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Kaenash
April 4, 2006 8:55 PM

I do not see a problem with knowing who is coming across your borders and being sure they are not terrorists or criminals from another country.

When they wrote that "Give me your tired, your poor" etc I do not think they envisioned the ability to have a database of known terrorists and the level of globalization we live in now.

its like repeating the "Right to Bear Arms" thing as you shoot flame throwers in the mall. I do not think that was the intention of it, as they had no idea what kind of arsenal a 15 year old kid could wind up with in the modern age.

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boorite
April 5, 2006 12:16 AM

They knew a lot more than you probably suppose.

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Chuckaduck
April 5, 2006 7:29 AM

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When they wrote that "Give me your tired, your poor" etc I do not think they envisioned the ability to have a database of known terrorists and the level of globalization we live in now.
Kind of like how they didn't envision blacks, mexicans or any other people grouped in skin pigmentation when they wrote "all men are created equal"?

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LuckyGuess
April 5, 2006 9:16 AM

And freedom for all fat white dudes in powdered wigs.

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Chuckaduck
April 5, 2006 9:52 AM

Freedom from taxes and responsibility of actions, yeah.

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mandingo
April 5, 2006 3:47 PM

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They knew a lot more than you probably suppose.
proven by those little doodles of flame throwers in the margins of the constitution

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boorite
April 6, 2006 1:14 AM

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They knew a lot more than you probably suppose.
proven by those little doodles of flame throwers in the margins of the constitution

Laugh if you will, but James Madison held the Jeopardy championship for a solid week.

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matclarke
April 6, 2006 9:28 AM

No Immigration = long grass on golf courses

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ivytheplant
April 6, 2006 2:56 PM

Without Mexicans, we wouldn't have the Spic n Span laundromat a couple blocks away.

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boorite
April 6, 2006 7:03 PM

This golf course is dying. Why? Because no Mexicans. Won't you help? Send your Mexicans now to Save the Golf Courses.

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Kaenash
April 6, 2006 9:35 PM


These two fat asses may have to care for their own pool and change their kids diapers..please, give all you can to the 'Make Illegal Immigration Legal" fund.

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Chuckaduck
April 7, 2006 7:37 AM

Ditches don't dig themselves.

Latina porn revenues would drop, maid porn would become boring, and we'd be forced to import.

Working mechanic shops would be reduced to three per zip code.

Such tragedy.

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AngryAmerican
April 10, 2006 6:55 AM

this thread makes me hungry for an authentic taco bell
chupacabra with extra sour cream, hold the guac....

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mandingo
April 10, 2006 5:24 PM

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Without Mexicans, we wouldn't have the Spic n Span laundromat a couple blocks away.
but you would have your Huffy

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boorite
April 10, 2006 8:37 PM

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Kaenash
April 11, 2006 9:35 AM

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Chuckaduck
April 11, 2006 1:07 PM

Basically.

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DragonXero
April 11, 2006 10:51 PM

quote:
/comics/Kaenash/345087/
Blacks, asians, the irish...

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