I would like to see some advertisements or PSA's in which the most horrible products or concepts imaginable are presented in a way to make the consumer want to buy or believe in them. Celebrity endorsements preferred. For example, you could do an ad with Ed Harris endorsing shit sandwiches for kids.

Let's see some participation here, people! Get those brilliant comic minds working!

If this contest does not get a lot of entries, I will write my memoirs and name names.

I'm going to be judging this pretty soon, so get your last-minute entries in now.

That blew my mind. It is in first place so far.

methankimageshack

That's awesome.

These are fun.

MORE ENTRIES NOW

DAMN IT

That is so beautiful.

I am going to punch everyone who doesn't enter this contest right in the cock.

Hear that guys? He's offering free handjobs.

NO, I'M NOT!!!!!!

Do I still get a handjob even though I entered?

Just for that, I'm judging this fecker day after tomorrow.

How about 28 days later?

Just for that, you have to read these two comics.

http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/6134
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/6385

And now, the official judging of the contest.

All of the entries were wonderful, so this contest was very hard to judge.

I liked Kaenesh's "Kenny Rogers" follow-up to the Charlie Daniels one, and Rabid Weasel's wonderful use of Ed Harris was another delight.

But I had to choose one, so the one that I chose was the "Charlie Daniels" one by ArtemisStrong. His surrealistic nightmare portrait of Mandy Patinkin, Jerry O'Connell, and Ray Wise was also striking.

And so, another memorable PV goes into the history books.

I was going to do one with Lionel Richie giving handjobs to the homeless.

Well, that would've won, of course.

That signature block in the KR picture I actually took from a baseball. Which is funny because it looks nothing like the one on that photo of him.

I will admit I didn't get the font down right. I was going to make a "You are the DEVIL now, dog" and a "You are MY LADY now, Dog" for these as YTMNDs, splicing in their respective songs, but then I got bored (high).

This was a good contest, and all involved deserve a big "booty call" from all their "methed-out niggas".

New contest up in 3 minutes.