In WW 45, you will depict the worst possible examples of public service. Waiters, fast food workers, postal employees, police, emergency room personnel, people named "Steve", guys who break into the zoo at night and play walruses like tubas by blowing into their assholes, etc.
If this subject has already been done before, don't forget to write an email about it to Hilary Clinton and ask her to base her entire Presidential campaign on it. Remember to sign the email "Fucky Ducky, Your Dinosaur-Dick Dreamboat From Loverboy Land."
I will judge this contest as soon as my Elvis-shaped rash clears up.
