I'm moved in. My buddy and me now live in a 2 bedroom, 2 full bathroom townhouse, 1700 square feet. It's in a well-to-do neighbourhood, so I need ideas to drop the property value without violating my lease. The reason? Because I can.

And by suggestions I mean besides having mandingo go door to door being himself.

Potato cannon.

Can't do ballistics on a potato cannon.

Open it up as a safe haven to recovering prostitutes.

Or let kitty spend the weekend with you.

Depending on what the outside looks like, you can redo your half to look like a giant Darth Vader head.

Fly a French flag outside.

start a meth lab and fly the rebel flag outside while having huge biker parties.

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Or let kitty spend the weekend with you.

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I kidnapped her once, and when I woke up she was gone. Bitch won't stay at your house, period.

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I kidnapped her once, and when I woke up she was gone. Bitch won't stay at your house, period.

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Depending on what the outside looks like, you can redo your half to look like a giant Darth Vader head.

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I kidnapped her once, and when I woke up she was gone. Bitch won't stay at your house, period.

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Not only was she gone, but so was all the food and 7 plastic fruits.

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a crack house will nicely fund your ever-lowering rent.

A crack house is a very risky investment. 95% of them go under within the first two years. Consider a meth lab instead.

thank you. meth sells.

I support the prostitute idea. Even if it doesn't lower the property value, hey, free prostitutes.

If you're in a WASPy area, just invite a few young black friends over every weekend. Soon enough, the whitey populace will become too afraid to leave their doors unlocked and may eventually put up bars over the windows and doors.

Boom, instant white ghetto.

Then you and your black friends can blast music all you want and your whitey neighbors will just cry and rock themselves to sleep every night.

It wouldn't hurt to pee on your neighbors' lawns either.

Simple:

Truck with no tires on the front lawn.

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...I will not debase myself by flying a french flag. I won't even give them the dignity of capitalizing the words "french" or "france".

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And by suggestions I mean besides having mandingo go door to door being himself.

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Simple:

Truck with no tires on the front lawn.

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This is a good point.

Instead, invite white, meth-addicted friends over.

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This is a good point.

Instead, invite white, meth-addicted friends over.

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Maybe you can make the Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses into meth-heads.

a few weeks in your brainwash facility, i mean basement should give em a nice dose of stockholm syndrome. then turn them into dealers and tell them every dimebag they sell gets them a better place in heaven.