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User #60395
May 8, 2006 12:36 PM

scorpion vs subzero

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Drexle
May 8, 2006 12:45 PM

They're still fighting?

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kramer_vs_kramer
May 8, 2006 3:42 PM

GET OVER HERE!

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ivytheplant
May 8, 2006 3:46 PM

Scorpion and Subzero look at each other. Sure, they'd love to settle that score finally, but then they take a look at sebra139. With the quickest of glances, they agree to put aside their differences for the moment and they proceed to kill sebra139.

FATALITY!

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The_young_scot
May 8, 2006 5:21 PM

quote:
scorpion vs subzero

Why must they bicker? They are so right for each other!
Everyone else can see it!
Why can't they?

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User #60395
May 8, 2006 6:31 PM

becaus subzero killed scorpion in battle and he was back fro revenge

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boorite
May 8, 2006 6:56 PM

quote:
fro revenge

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Hari_Nezumi
May 8, 2006 6:59 PM

WHOOPSIES!!!!

or UH OH!!! I forget what he said...

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Zaster
May 8, 2006 7:00 PM

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becaus subzero killed scorpion in battle

Man, no wonder! I wouldn't stand for that at all.

In fact, I'd probably fall right over.

But all the while, I'd be quietly decomposing. See -- that way if Subzero ever came back, he'd have to face the horrid stench of my bloated, rotting corpse. Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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User #60395
May 8, 2006 7:21 PM

well u see he already rotted away he is just a skeleton now

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ivytheplant
May 8, 2006 7:53 PM

I'm going to drop a house on you.

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LuckyGuess
May 8, 2006 7:59 PM

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User #60395
May 8, 2006 9:30 PM

well what i think would happen is that subzero would be fightin sorpion and scorpion shoots out his knife but subzero freezes it and then freezes scorpion but scorpion uses his fire to melt the ice and now its just a weapon battle so subzero takes out his sword and scorpion takes out his knife and they battle until scorpion wins

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BigFrank105
May 8, 2006 10:01 PM

It's not a knife, it's a spear. It shoots out of his hand.

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boorite
May 8, 2006 10:26 PM

what if subszero knees sorpion in teh balls liek this pore kid whose geting kiled by teh big dude:

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ivytheplant
May 8, 2006 10:39 PM

quote:
well what i think would happen is that subzero would be fightin sorpion and scorpion shoots out his knife but subzero freezes it and then freezes scorpion but scorpion uses his fire to melt the ice and now its just a weapon battle so subzero takes out his sword and scorpion takes out his knife and they battle until scorpion wins

Suddenly I'm flashing back to my 10th grade babysitting job. That kid couldn't take a breath either. Had to bribe him to shut up.

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User #60395
May 9, 2006 12:23 PM

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It's not a knife, it's a spear. It shoots out of his hand.

well still u have to admit that a knife or spear it will hurt no matter what

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boorite
May 9, 2006 3:21 PM

you have to admit that would hurt too

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boorite
May 9, 2006 4:36 PM

Sensei demonstrates an advanced technique for defeating an opponent much smaller and weaker than oneself.

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Zaster
May 9, 2006 5:55 PM

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Sensei demonstrates an advanced technique for defeating an opponent much smaller and weaker than oneself.

In such 1a situation, wouldn't the "purple nurple" be the more traditional manuever?

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boorite
May 9, 2006 6:01 PM

FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

FATALITY

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boorite
May 9, 2006 6:02 PM

EXTRUDED CHEESE-FLAVORED SNACK!!

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User #60395
May 9, 2006 6:37 PM

a fatality is when u kill someone not cheetos

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Zaster
May 9, 2006 6:54 PM

Mmmm... extruded...

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LuckyGuess
May 9, 2006 8:12 PM

quote:
a fatality is when u kill someone not cheetos

No, a fatality is when you kill someone with cheetos.

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Drexle
May 9, 2006 8:14 PM

quote:

FLAMING HOT CHEETOS

FATALITY



fat-ality

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User #60395
May 9, 2006 8:19 PM

ya u stole my joke

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ivytheplant
May 9, 2006 11:19 PM

house + gravity
--------------- = splat
sebra139

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boorite
May 9, 2006 11:21 PM

if subzero ice can kill u and scorpion fier can kill u than FLAMING HOT CHEETOS can kil u to!!

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boorite
May 9, 2006 11:26 PM

dumass

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User #60395
May 10, 2006 9:13 AM

u do make a point but scorpion shoots hot fire and cheetos is just hot on ur mouth when u eat them

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User #60395
May 10, 2006 9:13 AM

so unless they were poson he would not die

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Rabid_Weasle
May 10, 2006 11:50 AM


..

Toasty!

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User #60395
May 10, 2006 2:07 PM

if i was on mortal kombat i would be careful of that acid cuz its a fatality

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BigFrank105
May 10, 2006 3:19 PM

Speaking of acid, you need to stop dropping it.

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User #60395
May 10, 2006 5:23 PM

what ????

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boorite
May 10, 2006 5:37 PM

quote:
u do make a point but scorpion shoots hot fire and cheetos is just hot on ur mouth when u eat them

ur right what was I thinking

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Drexle
May 10, 2006 6:20 PM

quote:
what ????

You should stop dropping acid. You know, those beakers and vials are fragile, and they might break and splash all over you, causing a fatality.

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DragonXero
May 10, 2006 7:13 PM

Sexality!

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JESUSSANDWICH
May 10, 2006 11:13 PM

quote:
Speaking of acid, you need to stop dropping it.

:D

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boorite
May 12, 2006 4:48 PM

if sorpion had asma and ate teh fier cheetos he coud suffercate!! cuz its is liek peper gas

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AngryAmerican
May 12, 2006 5:55 PM

kano teh ciberg pwns all teh othr pusi carchaters...

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boorite
May 12, 2006 7:28 PM

no wai.... shaq coud beat him he ways liek 400 lbounds

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boorite
May 12, 2006 7:44 PM

he coud beat teh termenater to

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