i decide to have a few beers after work.

David Blaine's next death defying act!!!!

Submerged naked under all these cans of beer for 13 days without food.....aaaaaaaaand the rest of the world goes on not giving a fuck about another one of his lame-ass stunts.

Does it still count as light beer if I drink 4000?

The frat monster has shed its skin here and moved on to a larger habitat...

Robbie Janssen developed a cunning scheme for making enough money to pay rent. He would buy a thousand cases of beer, drink it, and cash in the cans.

Robbie Janssen now resides under a bridge near downtown.

why would you want your dream home to be full of empty beer cans. i'd rather have a pet fly with bad eye sight.

"It was a sale! 10,000 beers for 20,000 dollars! I couldn't resist, honey!

Honey?"

The sad thing is, it's non-alcoholic.

...and that was the last time Mom and Dad ever left me at home while they went on vacation.

No one ever claimed Leroy's interior decorator had an uncanny sense of style.

"What the fuck!!?? 8,987 beers, and they're all flat!"

The director's cut ending for The Iron Giant left kids feeling a little more sad than the original ending.

Neo knew there weren't really any beer cans, but he still wet his pants just a little.

It's only a dream until you have to clean up the mess, then it becomes a nightmare!

It was the last time Mrs. Wilson would ever hire Tom Arnold and Jim Belushi to redecorate her apartment.

that's when i woke up and realized i might have a drinking problem.

Stedman sighed and pointed to the pile: "All that and I still couldn't bring myself to fuck her..."

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Stedman sighed and pointed to the pile: "All that and I still couldn't bring myself to fuck her..."

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Looks like somebody got "canned"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (*snort*)