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HCRoyall
May 12, 2006 2:27 PM

Hello. You may recognize me as the author of such comics as "Bad News Gone Worse" and "Butch and Videogames".

I'm here to tell you about a terrible tragedy that has left a terrible emotional wound in many people. By many people, I really mean me, but anyway... Only you can help to solve this problem, and I reach out to you in the spirit of human kindness and genorosity. Or greed and alcoholism.

The problem, you see, is that there is no beer in my fridge. Or booze in my liquor cabinet. With your donations, I hope to resolve this issue as soon as possible.

With your donations, be they cash, check, or booze itself, I will be happy and drunk very very soon.

Please, think of the children. That I'm supplying booze for.

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biped May 12, 2006 2:28 PM	Sorry, I have enough trouble donating to my own booze fund.
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matclarke
May 12, 2006 3:09 PM

at least drinking will be an option for you this weekend. my girlfriend says we have too much to do this weekend. Cause we usually go out on Saturday but we have mothers day to do on Sunday and she wants me chipper. But she has to work tomorrow and I don't and she would have a melt down if I went out without her. So i guess i'll sit on the couch and watch reruns of CSI while she watches the nanny and golden girls upstairs. Maybe I'll slip her a couple of benidryls bout 6 and buy a fifth of jack and eight ball. I'll keep you posted.

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biped May 12, 2006 3:15 PM	I think you should tell your girlfriend to shut up.
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AngryAmerican May 12, 2006 5:49 PM	i think you should get drunk then punch her in the face. but remember to apologize sincerly and promise it will never happen again.
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JESUSSANDWICH May 12, 2006 7:17 PM	quote: buy a fifth of jack and eight ball. I'll keep you posted.
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crabby May 12, 2006 7:34 PM	This site has taken a strange turn lately. I think its time for me to leave forever.
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BigFrank105 May 12, 2006 9:19 PM	I'll donate to your booze fund if you buy some for me too
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HCRoyall May 12, 2006 9:37 PM	quote: I'll donate to your booze fund if you buy some for me too Done. When you turn 21 I'll buy you a couple rounds.
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BigFrank105 May 12, 2006 9:43 PM	Damn you :(
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DragonXero May 13, 2006 2:48 PM	I'm leaving forever too. See you guys tomorrow.
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ivytheplant May 13, 2006 3:01 PM	I'd donate, but I just gave away my entire liquor cabinet and beer-making equipment and ingredients to friends.
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finn34 May 13, 2006 5:38 PM	quote: quote: buy a fifth of jack and eight ball. I'll keep you posted. Kaenash? is that you>?
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HCRoyall May 13, 2006 5:53 PM	Jesussandwich is Kaenash in disguise?! HAXX0RZ!!!1!
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Zaster May 13, 2006 8:41 PM	quote: Jesussandwich is Kaenash in disguise?! Nah. I think his password was just "password".
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JESUSSANDWICH May 13, 2006 8:52 PM	It said cocaine, but i guess I pissed off that website. :(
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Hari_Nezumi May 13, 2006 8:54 PM	quote: This site has taken a strange turn lately. I think its time for me to leave forever. I hope crabby was serious about that. Not cuz I don't like him or anything, but just because no one acknowledged it.
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JESUSSANDWICH May 13, 2006 8:56 PM	quote: quote: Jesussandwich is Kaenash in disguise?! Nah. I think his password was just "password". actually my passoword is "Cremepuff"
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AngryAmerican May 14, 2006 1:06 AM	This site has taken a strange turn lately. I think its time for me to leave forever i didn't want to come off as warm hearted. i have an image to maintain...
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HCRoyall May 14, 2006 10:12 AM	Thanks for all your support, but... WHERE'S MY BOOZE?!!
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HCRoyall May 18, 2006 7:10 PM	quote: WHERE'S MY BOOZE?!!
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little_kitty May 18, 2006 7:50 PM	I forgot that I was supposed to send it, not drink it.
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crabby May 18, 2006 8:30 PM	Honest mistake.
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biped May 18, 2006 10:26 PM	This is a stupid thread. Shut up, everybody.
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BigFrank105 May 18, 2006 11:23 PM	You shut up, poop head.
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HCRoyall May 19, 2006 4:28 AM	quote: I forgot that I was supposed to send it, not drink it. You are forgiven. By God, I mean. I'm not so lovey dovey.
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