You heard me. Dirty bastards. Quit dicking around. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Pathetic simian.

Phrasal Verbs:
dick around Vulgar
To spend time idly; fool around.

Now quit it.

I'm not dicking around. I'm just embarking on Campaign 50K!

I predict that shortly before the 50,000th comic, so many people will attempt Gabe's trick of posting several comics at once that comic 50,000 will end up being something unrelated to its number.

For a reasonable price, I'll write you a script that will allow you to post an arbitrary number of pre-prepared comics. You can post 100 or more in a row; no one will ever see you coming.

Of course, part of my price would involve the buyer making a large enough donation to cover Brad's bandwidth bill for the month.

That sounds like a man vs. machine, John Henry steel drivin' challenge like.

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I would bet on TOBOR.
I plan to send him to Mr Billings' home to give him a heapin' helpin' of MANRAPE!

Naaah, the ingenuity of humans will always prevail over the machines.

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I would bet on TOBOR.
I plan to send him to Mr Billings' home to give him a heapin' helpin' of MANRAPE!

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A more ironic thread has never been posted.

Bah.
I'm a contradiction wrapped in a kaiser roll.

I want a toke off that kaiser roll, man... I want those poppy seeds, man.

Sometimes I wish I still smoked pot.
Especially lately.
This store opened up downtown, and the back room is full of "tobacco" products. Bongs, hookahs, pipes, bubblers, masks...

I woulnd't know the feeling... unless I were to liken it to caffine withdrawl. Hey, that reminds me... I need my caffine fix.

It's nothing near as shitty as withdrawl. It's kinda like being told that Butterfingers are bad for your health, and you can't eat them, then finding out that there's this godly supershake that has Butterfinger in it, but you can't have it because you can't have Butterfinger.

I hate Butterfingers.

You're and evil, evil bastard.

Butterfinger is that vile looking candy stuff , isnt it?

Sure i saw it in petrol stations at around 2am in Lancaster County when i was across visiting my ex girlfriend.

What? It's crispitty-crunchity!

See you and your sweety advert quotes! Don't make me cover over there and kick your ass.

I stand corrected. It's actually "crispety-crunchety."

Nyah.

It makes my teeth hurt, hence why I only get it in flurries.

Skittles (the sweets, not the bowling apparatus) make my teeth hurt when eaten in large amounts.

Ah, mindless trivia I didn't know about.
What're skittles (referring to bowling)?

And the candy makes my teeth hurt too. All candy does. I still like it.

Bowling pins are sometimes called skittles

skittles are the pins in a game of skittles which differs slightly from bowling in that you have 9 pins in a diamond shape and you can bowl differently

any brit in here heard of wraxall style bowling?

Only a stoner would know so much about bowling :P

Naah, in the UK there was a bowling craze about ten years ago. But then it sort of passed, and now there are loads of abandoned bowling alleys.

That would be great. I wish I had an abandoned bowling alley.