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DragonXero
October 18, 2001 11:42 PM

You heard me. Dirty bastards. Quit dicking around. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Pathetic simian.

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DragonXero
October 22, 2001 7:02 AM

Phrasal Verbs:
dick around Vulgar
To spend time idly; fool around.

Now quit it.

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BigEvilDan
October 22, 2001 9:09 AM

I'm not dicking around. I'm just embarking on Campaign 50K!

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andydougan
October 22, 2001 12:15 PM

I predict that shortly before the 50,000th comic, so many people will attempt Gabe's trick of posting several comics at once that comic 50,000 will end up being something unrelated to its number.

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evil_d
October 22, 2001 12:44 PM

For a reasonable price, I'll write you a script that will allow you to post an arbitrary number of pre-prepared comics. You can post 100 or more in a row; no one will ever see you coming.

Of course, part of my price would involve the buyer making a large enough donation to cover Brad's bandwidth bill for the month.

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gabe_billings
October 23, 2001 10:50 PM

That sounds like a man vs. machine, John Henry steel drivin' challenge like.

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wirthling
October 23, 2001 11:02 PM

quote:
That sounds like a man vs. machine, John Henry steel drivin' challenge like.

I would bet on Gabe.

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DragonXero
October 24, 2001 6:02 AM

I would bet on TOBOR.
I plan to send him to Mr Billings' home to give him a heapin' helpin' of MANRAPE!

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kramer_vs_kramer
October 24, 2001 6:34 AM

Naaah, the ingenuity of humans will always prevail over the machines.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 24, 2001 10:10 AM

quote:
Naaah, the ingenuity of humans will always prevail over the machines.

we have ingenious Glaswegians?

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BigEvilDan
October 27, 2001 3:31 PM

quote:
I would bet on TOBOR.
I plan to send him to Mr Billings' home to give him a heapin' helpin' of MANRAPE!

Even a heapin' helpin' of MANRAPE wouldn't keep Gabe off the forums.

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Drexle
October 27, 2001 8:49 PM

A more ironic thread has never been posted.

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DragonXero
October 27, 2001 8:51 PM

Bah.
I'm a contradiction wrapped in a kaiser roll.

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Drexle
October 27, 2001 8:56 PM

I want a toke off that kaiser roll, man... I want those poppy seeds, man.

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DragonXero
October 27, 2001 8:59 PM

Sometimes I wish I still smoked pot.
Especially lately.
This store opened up downtown, and the back room is full of "tobacco" products. Bongs, hookahs, pipes, bubblers, masks...

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Drexle
October 27, 2001 9:00 PM

I woulnd't know the feeling... unless I were to liken it to caffine withdrawl. Hey, that reminds me... I need my caffine fix.

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DragonXero
October 28, 2001 3:31 AM

It's nothing near as shitty as withdrawl. It's kinda like being told that Butterfingers are bad for your health, and you can't eat them, then finding out that there's this godly supershake that has Butterfinger in it, but you can't have it because you can't have Butterfinger.

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gabe_billings
October 28, 2001 4:44 AM

I hate Butterfingers.

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DragonXero
October 28, 2001 9:50 PM

You're and evil, evil bastard.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
October 30, 2001 2:15 PM

Butterfinger is that vile looking candy stuff , isnt it?

Sure i saw it in petrol stations at around 2am in Lancaster County when i was across visiting my ex girlfriend.

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fuzzyman
October 31, 2001 8:38 AM

What? It's crispitty-crunchity!

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kramer_vs_kramer
October 31, 2001 9:11 AM

See you and your sweety advert quotes! Don't make me cover over there and kick your ass.

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fuzzyman
October 31, 2001 10:18 AM

I stand corrected. It's actually "crispety-crunchety."

Nyah.

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DragonXero
November 2, 2001 5:17 AM

It makes my teeth hurt, hence why I only get it in flurries.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 2, 2001 5:19 AM

Skittles (the sweets, not the bowling apparatus) make my teeth hurt when eaten in large amounts.

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DragonXero
November 2, 2001 5:31 AM

Ah, mindless trivia I didn't know about.
What're skittles (referring to bowling)?

And the candy makes my teeth hurt too. All candy does. I still like it.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 2, 2001 5:56 AM

Bowling pins are sometimes called skittles

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skagg
November 2, 2001 7:47 AM

skittles are the pins in a game of skittles which differs slightly from bowling in that you have 9 pins in a diamond shape and you can bowl differently

any brit in here heard of wraxall style bowling?

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DragonXero
November 2, 2001 8:31 AM

Only a stoner would know so much about bowling :P

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 2, 2001 8:41 AM

Naah, in the UK there was a bowling craze about ten years ago. But then it sort of passed, and now there are loads of abandoned bowling alleys.

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DragonXero
November 2, 2001 9:05 AM

That would be great. I wish I had an abandoned bowling alley.

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